Ezekiel 29

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Ejip da Croc

Wunse da ceiling cat sais too meh, "Hai der, Kitteh of da hoomins, Dat Ejip Farow guy ees ashol, so hait heem and all Ejip."


Wach Meh! Iz cumin four yoo Farow

Ejip guy,

Beeg ugly Croc

En da wahta Nilz,

Sais I maidz da wahta Nilz!

Iz Maidz dem!


I stik pwoyntie tings in yur jows and put Feeshys on yoo, den pul yoo from da Nilz.


Iz fling yoo in emtie hawt lan

yoo be eated by burds an aminals

Den Ejip peeps no Iz Ceiling Cat.

Dey breaked yoo.


Iz cut yoo Ejip Farow guy, Ejip no grow pwants an aminals an cheezburgrs no moar. Yoo sais Yoo maidz Nilz so Iz cumin to PWN yoo an yur Nilz. No Hoomins oar Kittehs wil go to Ejip oar even send poscards four 4tee yeers. Yoo Ejip peeps will all go awayz. Den afta 4tee yeers yoo cumz bak and be money peeps and stuf. Yoo no be L33T tho. Izreel wil hates yoo and yoo wil kno Iz Ceiling Cat.



Munys for guy wif long name liek NabooNadLuvr or sumting

Ceiling cat sais "Hai der kitteh of da Hoomins, NabooNadLuver or watevar , Baby-lawn Kyng guy, is PWNING Tyre and gets reel bald an ugly an stuf but no gets munys. IZ givin heem Ejip so he takez stuf," sais ceiling cat.

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