From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
Teh cowkin pot
1 In teh nineth yeaw, teh 10th dei ov teh 10th month, teh woord ov teh Ceiling Cat caem to meh:2 "Kitteh, records dis daet, dis very daet, bcuz teh king ov Baybehlon is attak to Jeruslem dis very dai, srsly.3 Yu goes an sez teh bad peepal dis: "Teh Ceiling Cat sez: I has a reciep! Yu puts on teh cowkin pot; yu puts it on an poors watr into it.
4 Yu puts innit sum miit, teh bestest parts. Yu fills it wit sum delizus bouns;
5 You teiks teh bestest. Yu piel wud undar it for teh bouns; den boils it an cuks teh bouns innit.
6 "Bcus tis what teh Ceiling Cat sez: Teh ciyt ov blod is kry, to teh pot nau goen bad, dem deposits is not goes awey! Yu empties it an not cast dem much.
Ezekiel's waifcat is dai
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