Ezekiel 24

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Teh cowkin pot

1 In teh nineth yeaw, teh 10th dei ov teh 10th month, teh woord ov teh Ceiling Cat caem to meh:2 "Kitteh, records dis daet, dis very daet, bcuz teh king ov Baybehlon is attak to Jeruslem dis very dai, srsly.3 Yu goes an sez teh bad peepal dis: "Teh Ceiling Cat sez: I has a reciep! Yu puts on teh cowkin pot; yu puts it on an poors watr into it.

4 Yu puts innit sum miit, teh bestest parts. Yu fills it wit sum delizus bouns;

5 You teiks teh bestest. Yu piel wud undar it for teh bouns; den boils it an cuks teh bouns innit.

6 "Bcus tis what teh Ceiling Cat sez: Teh ciyt ov blod is kry, to teh pot nau goen bad, dem deposits is not goes awey! Yu empties it an not cast dem much.

Ezekiel's waifcat is dai

Ezekiel 24
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