Ezekiel 1

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Ezekiel witnesses an angelic visitation.
Zeke am has vishun ov invisible SUV

1 At ferty yers, for mumfs, fife daze, on Chebar rivuhbank. Traffik light cat iz lit up so I seez pikchas - is teh ceiling cat. 2 I sed dis fiff daze k? King Jerry gon fife yers BRB LOL. 3 Zeke lissen to teh ceiling cat. Zeke can has hedscrach from ceiling cat.

4 Norf wind bring teh shiny clowd. 5 Shiny clowd has four peepz. 6 Dey iz freex, has four faciz each n wingz too! 7 And shiny feets. 8 And handz (undah wingz). 9 Dey fly strate - HOWZ MAH FLYNG? CALLZ 555-123-321 10 Haf sed dey iz freex? OK so dey haz four faciz - wun human face, wun lion face (a lion! Get in teh car!) wun cow face n one bird face. As I seds - freex. 11 Haf sed has wingz - k? 12 Haf sed dey fly. 13 Sed dey haz teh fire un teh lite-ning? Noez? K, dey has. 14 Dey kwik. Reel kwik.

15 I see wheel neer eech peep - I seez invisible SUV? 16 Shiny wheelz wiz ickle wheels in side. 17 Wheelz no turn. WTF? 18 Awsum rimz! Alloyz wiv eyes iz cool. 19 Wheelz follo freex - I seez invisible SUV? 20 Wheelz am live, promiss! 21 Wheelz follo freex - I sed? Dam catnip!!

22 Freex shair big shinyhat. 23 I sed freex had der wingz? 24 Dem noizy wingz. Verah noizy! 25 Sum d00d sed sumthin from top of shinyhat.

26 Blue shinychare on shinyhat. Curld up on teh shinychare wuz a roXX0r kitteh! 27 Teh catnip iz make me see stuff. I hoepz. Teh d00d's top haff wuz shiny liek fire, and hiz bottm haff wuz just fier! 28 Teh LOLness iz like "Whoa!". Ceiling cat am so shiny an cool an special an grate. An den I fallded ovah I herded a voyce.

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