From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
Da 5th Plaig: Eqypshuns Animulz Get Dead
1 Den da Ceiling Cat sed to Moses "Go sey to Pharaoh 'Thus seys Ceiling Cat, tha God ov da Hebrewz, "Let meh d00dz go yah?"2 Srsly,3 Iffin ya doan't, Ceiling Cat will off al ur animulz! He will! All horsies, dawnkees, humpty kamels, baa-sheeps, moo-cows an goatz.4 But Ceiling Cat wont off hiz peeps animulz cos tht b mean!
5 So Ceiling Cat set a time, "2moro at 5ish!"6 So da next day Ceiling Cat did it an all da animals ov da gypshuns gots run ova by Ceiling Cat but not hiz peeps animulz.7 Pharaoah was like "WOAH". He sent owt boorucrats to chek an tehy saw Israel animables wer okey-dokey, but he stil didnt let Ceiling Cat's peeps go.
Da Sixth Plaig: Spotty Eqypshuns
Da Sevenths Plaig: Hael
13 Ceiling Cat seys 2 Moses "Tell Pharorah tht he beta let dem ppl go"14 or dis time im gonna send dis plaig on every1 even da servents n even ppl ova in china n canada n ever wher n da hole word so tht u no i am a big deel15 I coulda shoulda woulda bust ya b416 but I wantz u ppl 2 no my name17 U are gonna pay 4 dis Pharoah!!18 Dis time 2moro its gonna be such bad hael19 U hide ur animulz or they b struck dwn by da big rocks
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