Exodus 40

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|1=And teh God-kitty came to M0ses an sez  
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|1=And teh Ceiling Cat came to M0ses an sez  
|2=Teh firrst month, teh firrst day of teh month, you make a tabernacle of teh testimony kthankx  
|2=Teh firrst month, teh firrst day of teh month, you make a tabernacle of teh testimony kthankx  
|3=An den yew put teh ark in it and teh veil before  
|3=An den yew put teh ark in it and teh veil before  
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|6=An den yew add an alter to teh holocaust   
|6=An den yew add an alter to teh holocaust   
|7=Put water in betweens for mi pet crocodiles  
|7=Put water in betweens for mi pet crocodiles  
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|8=Den yew hang more stuff. God-kitty is hard to pleaz  
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|8=Den yew hang more stuff. Ceiling Cat is hard to pleaz  
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|9=Den add oil! God-kitty loves teh oilz  
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|9=Den add oil! Ceiling Cat loves teh oilz  
|10=Did I menshion I haz a holocaust alter?  
|10=Did I menshion I haz a holocaust alter?  
|11=Oilz make shit holy, put sum on teh altars feet kthanx.  
|11=Oilz make shit holy, put sum on teh altars feet kthanx.  
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|18=Den he moved shit in  
|18=Den he moved shit in  
|19=Holy shit! He fitted teh arkz in there!  
|19=Holy shit! He fitted teh arkz in there!  
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|20-26= He did sum shit for teh God-kitty coz he said kthanx  
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|20-26= He did sum shit for teh Ceiling Cat coz he said kthanx  
|27=M0ses killz sum aminals  
|27=M0ses killz sum aminals  
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|28=He made God-kitty's moat an God-Kitty put pet crocodiles in der.  
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|28=He made Ceiling Cat's moat an Ceiling Cat put pet crocodiles in der.  
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|29=Den M0ses, Aaron & his cru took a bath together but couldn't kiss coz that makes God-Kitty mad  
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|29=Den M0ses, Aaron & his cru took a bath together but couldn't kiss coz that makes Ceiling Cat mad  
|30=Den they walked to teh alter  
|30=Den they walked to teh alter  
|31=M0ses made everything perfect with his amazing design skillz  
|31=M0ses made everything perfect with his amazing design skillz  
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|32=Den a hair-ball came and God-Kitty filled teh tabernacle  
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|32=Den a hair-ball came and Ceiling Cat filled teh tabernacle  
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|33=M0ses couldn't see God-Kitty though coz his fur woz in teh way  
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|33=M0ses couldn't see Ceiling Cat though coz his fur woz in teh way  
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|34=If teh hair woz gone they ran to see invisible God-Kitty
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|34=If teh hair woz gone they ran to see invisible Ceiling Cat
|35=If teh hair woz there, they looked at it  
|35=If teh hair woz there, they looked at it  
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|36=Teh hairball stayed, God-Kitty woz napping}}
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|36=Teh hairball stayed, Ceiling Cat woz napping}}
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[[Category:Exodus|Exodus 40]]
[[Category:Exodus|Exodus 40]]
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Revision as of 01:38, 23 October 2007

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1 And teh Ceiling Cat came to M0ses an sez2 Teh firrst month, teh firrst day of teh month, you make a tabernacle of teh testimony kthankx3 An den yew put teh ark in it and teh veil before4 An den I can has you put in a table and some rite things. And den yew lite sum candles, for prettiness5 And hang teh testimony, ova sum gold an incense so I looks bling and smells pretty6 An den yew add an alter to teh holocaust7 Put water in betweens for mi pet crocodiles8 Den yew hang more stuff. Ceiling Cat is hard to pleaz9 Den add oil! Ceiling Cat loves teh oilz10 Did I menshion I haz a holocaust alter?11 Oilz make shit holy, put sum on teh altars feet kthanx.12 Go gets Aaron and his cru and wash them!13 Then givez them clothes coz no-one wants yew to look at their nekkidness. Then they be priests!14 An den M0ses did all dat coz he is a n00b15 He set about workin on itz16 He set up sum sockets coz he had amazing electric p0werz17 He put on a roof to show he woz not such a n00b18 Den he moved shit in19 Holy shit! He fitted teh arkz in there!27 M0ses killz sum aminals28 He made Ceiling Cat's moat an Ceiling Cat put pet crocodiles in der.29 Den M0ses, Aaron & his cru took a bath together but couldn't kiss coz that makes Ceiling Cat mad30 Den they walked to teh alter31 M0ses made everything perfect with his amazing design skillz32 Den a hair-ball came and Ceiling Cat filled teh tabernacle33 M0ses couldn't see Ceiling Cat though coz his fur woz in teh way34 If teh hair woz gone they ran to see invisible Ceiling Cat35 If teh hair woz there, they looked at it36 Teh hairball stayed, Ceiling Cat woz napping

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