Exodus 29

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Teh Consecration of Teh Preests

1 "dis ar teh wut u r 2 do 2 consecrate them, so they cud serve me as priests: taek young bull an 2 rams without defect.2 an frum teh finest wheat flour mak round loavez without yeast, thick loavez without yeast an wif oliv oil mixd in, an thin loavez without yeast an brushd wif oliv oil.3 put them in basket an present them in it—along wif teh bull an teh 2 rams.4 den brin aaron an his sons 2 teh entrance 2 teh tent ov meetin an wash them wif watr.5 taek teh garments an dres aaron wif teh tunic, teh robe ov teh efod, teh efod itself an teh boobpiece. fasten teh efod on him by itz skillfully woven waistband.6 put teh turban on his head an attach teh sacrd emblem 2 teh turban.7 taek teh anointin oil an anoint him by pourin it on his head.8 brin his sons an dres them in tunics9 an fasten caps on them. den tie sashez on aaron an his sons. [a] teh priesthood iz theirs by lastin ordinance. den u shall ordain aaron an his sons.10 "brin teh bull 2 teh frunt ov teh tent ov meetin, an aaron an his sons shall lay their hanz on itz head.11 slaughtr it in da lordz presence at teh entrance 2 teh tent ov meetin.12 taek sum ov teh bulls blood an put it on teh horns ov teh altar wif ur fingr, an pour out teh rest ov it at teh base ov teh altar.13 den taek all teh fat on teh internal organz, teh coverin ov teh livr, an both kidneys wif teh fat on them, an burn them on teh altar.14 but burn teh bulls flesh an itz hide an itz intestinez outside teh camp. it be sin offerin. [b]15 "taek wan ov teh rams, an aaron an his sons shall lay their hanz on itz head.16 slaughtr it an taek teh blood an splash it against teh sidez ov teh altar.17 cut teh ram into piecez an wash teh internal organz an teh legs, puttin them wif teh head an teh othr piecez.18 den burn teh entire ram on teh altar. it be burnt offerin 2 teh lord, pleasin aroma, fud offerin presentd 2 teh lord.19 "taek teh othr ram, an aaron an his sons shall lay their hanz on itz head.20 slaughtr it, taek sum ov itz blood an put it on teh lobez ov teh rite ears ov aaron an his sons, on teh thumbs ov their rite hanz, an on teh hooj toez ov their rite feet. den splash blood against teh sidez ov teh altar.21 an taek sum ov teh blood on teh altar an sum ov teh anointin oil an sprinkle it on aaron an his garments an on his sons an their garments. den he an his sons an their garments will be consecratd.22 "taek frum dis ram teh fat, teh fat tail, teh fat on teh internal organz, teh coverin ov teh livr, both kidneys wif teh fat on them, an teh rite thigh. (dis ar teh teh ram 4 da ordinashun.)23 frum teh basket ov bread made without yeast, which iz before teh lord, taek wan round loaf, wan thick loaf wif oliv oil mixd in, an wan thin loaf.24 put all thees in da hanz ov aaron an his sons an has them wave them before teh lord as wave offerin.25 den taek them frum their hanz an burn them on teh altar along wif teh burnt offerin 4 pleasin aroma 2 teh lord, fud offerin presentd 2 teh lord.26 aftr u taek teh boob ov teh ram 4 aarons ordinashun, wave it before teh lord as wave offerin, an it will be ur share.27 "consecrate dose parts ov teh ordinashun ram dat belong 2 aaron an his sons: teh boob dat wuz wavd an teh thigh dat wuz presentd.28 dis ar teh always 2 be teh regular share frum teh israelitez 4 aaron an his sons. it teh contribushun teh israelitez r 2 mak 2 teh lord frum their fellowship offerings.29 "aarons sacrd garments will belong 2 his descendants so dat they can be anointd an ordaind in them.30 teh son hoo succeedz him as priest an comez 2 teh tent ov meetin 2 ministr in da holy place iz 2 wear them 7 dais.31 "taek teh ram 4 da ordinashun an cook teh meat in sacrd place.32 at teh entrance 2 teh tent ov meetin, aaron an his sons r 2 eat teh meat ov teh ram an teh bread dat iz in da basket.33 they r 2 eat thees offerings by which atonement wuz made 4 their ordinashun an consecrashun. but no wan else cud eat them, cuz they r sacrd.34 an if any ov teh meat ov teh ordinashun ram or any bread iz left ovar till mornin, burn it up. it must not be eaten, cuz it sacrd.35 "do 4 aaron an his sons evrythin i has commandd u, takin 7 dais 2 ordain them.36 sacrifice bull each dai as sin offerin 2 mak atonement. purify teh altar by makin atonement 4 it, an anoint it 2 consecrate it.37 4 7 dais mak atonement 4 da altar an consecrate it. den teh altar will be most holy, an whatevr touchez it will be holy.38 "dis ar teh wut u r 2 offr on teh altar regularly each dai: 2 lambs yer old.39 offr wan in da mornin an teh othr at twilight.40 wif teh furst lamb offr tenth ov an efah [c] ov teh finest flour mixd wif quartr ov hin [d] ov oil frum presd olivez, an quartr ov hin ov wine as drink offerin.41 sacrifice teh othr lamb at twilight wif teh same grain offerin an itz drink offerin as in da mornin—a pleasin aroma, fud offerin presentd 2 teh lord.42 "4 da generashuns 2 come dis burnt offerin iz 2 be made regularly at teh entrance 2 teh tent ov meetin before teh lord. thar im gonna meet u an speek 2 u;43 thar also im gonna meet wif teh israelitez, an teh place will be consecratd by mah glory.44 "so im gonna consecrate teh tent ov meetin an teh altar an will consecrate aaron an his sons 2 serve me as priests.45 den im gonna dwell among teh israelitez an be their ceilin cat.46 they will knoe dat i r lord their ceilin cat, hoo brought them out ov egypt so dat i mite dwell among them. i r lord their ceilin cat.

Teh Footnotes
  • a - exodus 29:9 hebrew; septuagint on them
  • b - exodus 29:14 or purificashun offerin; also in verse 36
  • c - exodus 29:40 dat iz, probably bout 3 1/2 poundz or bout 1.5 kilograms
  • d - exodus 29:40 dat iz, probably bout 1 quart or bout 0.9 litr
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