Exodus 24

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Teh Covenant Confirmdid

1 den he sed 2 mosez, "come up 2 teh lord, u an aaron, nadab an abihu, an seventy ov teh elders ov israel. u r 2 worship at distance,2 but mosez alone iz 2 approach teh lord; teh others must not come near. an teh peeps cud not come up wif him."3 when mosez went an told teh peeps all teh lordz werdz an laws, they respondd wif wan voice, "evrythin teh lord has sed we will do."4 mosez den wrote down evrythin teh lord had sed. He got up early teh next mornin an built an altar at teh foot ov teh mountain an set up twelve stone pillars representin teh twelve tribez ov israel.5 den he sent young israelite doodz, an they offerd burnt offerings an sacrificd young bulls as fellowship offerings [a] 2 teh lord.6 mosez took half ov teh blood an put it in bowls, an teh othr half he sprinkld on teh altar.7 den he took teh book ov teh covenant an read it 2 teh peeps. they respondd, "we will do evrythin teh lord has sed; we will obey."8 mosez den took teh blood, sprinkld it on teh peeps an sed, "dis ar teh teh blood ov teh covenant dat teh lord has made wif u in accordance wif all thees werdz."9 mosez an aaron, nadab an abihu, an teh seventy elders ov israel went up10 an saw teh ceilin cat ov israel. undr his feet wuz somethin liek pavement made ov sapfire, clear as teh sky itself.11 but ceilin cat did not raize his hand against thees leaders ov teh israelitez; they saw ceilin cat, an they eatd an drank.12 teh lord sed 2 mosez, "come up 2 me on teh mountain an stay her, an im gonna giv u teh tablets ov stone, wif teh law an commandz i has written 4 their instrucshun."13 den mosez set out wif joshua his aide, an mosez went up on teh mountain ov ceilin cat.14 he sed 2 teh elders, "wait her 4 us til we come bak 2 u. aaron an hur r wif u, an anyone involvd in dispute can go 2 them."15 when mosez went up on teh mountain, teh cloud coverd it,16 an teh glory ov teh lord settld on mount sinai. 4 6 dais teh cloud coverd teh mountain, an on teh seventh dai teh lord calld 2 mosez frum within teh cloud.17 2 teh israelitez teh glory ov teh lord lookd liek consumin fire on top ov teh mountain.18 den mosez enterd teh cloud as he went on up teh mountain. an he stayd on teh mountain forty dais an forty nitez.

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