From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
Rools 4 justice n mercy
1 U no b lyin! dat is for dogs. Speakin of dogs, U no help them
8 U no take cheezburgers for bribes.
9 U no use lazor eyes on strangers
14 U have 3 partaiz a yearjust for ceiling cat
15 Teh first 1 is teh day ov pizza. U eat pizza all week til i sais stop.16 Teh number two iz teh day ov catnips. U go craiizy til i sais stop. teh last 1 iz day ov CHEEZBURGERS. it will b known as supercaturday
17 U NO MISS MAI PARTIEZ!!~@!
18 U no bring ceiling cat cold cheezburgers. no want. only fresh
19 U gives teh bests stuffs to teh Ceiling Cat. U no can haz cheezburgr.
Ceiling Cat sends Angelkitteh
20 Ceiling cat sed "okai I sends u an angelkitteh to show what to do21 U no piss off teh angelkitteh cause he won't hesitate to uze his lazor eyes. Srsly.22 Ifn u no piss angelkitteh off, he iz kitteh ov mass destrucshunz23 Angelkitteh will lazor eyes all the lolruses,lolpugs,lolsquirrels and lolhamsters that be in ur waiz24 U no listen to Wall Cats or Ninja Cats or Diabetus. Only Ceiling Cat.25 Bow before ceiling cat and i will bring u cheezburgers and beer26 1 up! now u hais 10 lifez!
31 Ceiling cat gived u all teh house from teh puter keyboard to teh warm spot in front of teh fridgerator and fromz teh litterbocks to teh kittehdoor32 U no talk to wallcats. No want.33 No let wallcats down to teh floor. they will cause invisible error and epic fail.
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