From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
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- Sum guye wented to Levi's place an marryed hiz doter.
- An the doter hd a bayby who wuz a boi so she hided himm.
- So she decided to do wot Pharo saied an put hm in teh rievr but seh made a bote fur him sos he woudt drounz.
- An sum othar laydie wotched him flote awai.
- An teh Princess was nekkid in de riiver and sawed teh widdle babie and gotted him out.
- An teh beyby cryd, an Princess wuz liek whoah. A Hebruw.
- An a survant sayd shoud I gett a Hebruwe to luk affer it?
- An Princes she wuz liyk, yeah.
- Princess wuz Phoaro's daoter, btw, srsly. An she sed to teh Heberw ladie I wil gift yu monies for loking aftr teh baby. And Herbbwe layde wuz liek, whoa its my baby. Only she dint sai it ot lowd.
- An wen he wuz grone up, Princess wuz sayed, Ur naym is Moses, srsly.
- Wun dai Moses saw sum gyptian guy beting on a nother Jew.
- So he capped him.
- An then sum otha guyz whu wurr Jewz saied, Why joo do dat?
- An Moses wuz llike Your not teh bos of me! An thot to hisself How did tehy no bout it?
- An Pharo wuz liek, WHUT? GONNA KILL HIM! But Moses runnd awai to liv in Midian.
- An dese gurls caym to get woter for sheeples, an wuz seven of dem.
- An sheepleherds triyed to stop em but Moses helpd em.
- Teh gurls got hoem, an thier dad sayd Why joo so quik getin woter?
- So they tole him a bowt Moses.
- An ther dad wuz liek Bring hm her fr sum fode to eeat.
- An Moses livd wif da man an maried his doter Zipporah.
- An tehy haded a baby cald Gershom, an wer liek lol gershom funy name.
- An latr on Pharo died an all teh Jews werre llike, too much wurk.
- An Ceiling Cat herd em say it, and saied to hisself Oh rite. I is ment to not let that hapn.
- An Ceiling Cat gave props to teh Heberws, srsly.
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