Exodus 2

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2:1. AFTR DIS THAR WENT MAN OV TEH HOUSE OV LEVI; AN' TOOK WIFE OV HIS OWN KINDRD.  
2:1. AFTR DIS THAR WENT MAN OV TEH HOUSE OV LEVI; AN' TOOK WIFE OV HIS OWN KINDRD.  

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2:1. AFTR DIS THAR WENT MAN OV TEH HOUSE OV LEVI; AN' TOOK WIFE OV HIS OWN KINDRD.

2:2. AN' SHE CONCEIVD, AN' BORE SON: AN' SEEIN HIM GOODLY CHILD, HID HIM 3 MONTHS.

2:3. AN' WHEN SHE COULD HIDE HIM NO LONGR, SHE TOOK BASKET MADE OV BULRUSHEZ, AN' DAUBD IT WIF SLIME AN' PITCH: AN' PUT TEH LITTLE BABE THEREIN, AN' LAID HIM IN DA SEDGEZ BY TEH RIVR’S BRINK,

2:4. HIS SISTR STANDIN AFAR OFF, AN' TAKIN NOTICE WAT WUD BE DUN.

2:5. AN' BEHOLD TEH DAUGHTR OV PHARAO CAME DOWN 2 WASH HERSELF IN DA RIVR: AN' HR MAIDZ WALKD BY TEH RIVR’S BRINK. AN' WHEN SHE SAW TEH BASKET IN DA SEDGEZ SHE SENT WAN OV HR MAIDZ 4 IT: AN' WHEN IT WUZ BROUGHT,

2:6. SHE OPEND IT, AN' SEEIN WITHIN IT AN INFANT CRYIN, HAVIN COMPASHUN ON IT, SHE SAID: DIS AR TEH WAN OV TEH BABEZ OV TEH HEBREWS.

2:7. AN' TEH CHILD’S SISTR SAID 2 HR: SHALL I GO, AN' CALL 2 THEE HEBREW WOMAN, 2 NURSE TEH BABE?

2:8. SHE ANZWERD: GO. TEH MAID WENT AN' CALLD HR MOTHR.

2:9. AN' PHARAO’S DAUGHTR SAID 2 HR: TAEK DIS CHILD, AN' NURSE HIM 4 ME: IM GONNA GIV THEE THY WAGEZ. TEH WOMAN TOOK AN' NURSD TEH CHILD: AN' WHEN HE WUZ GROWN UP, SHE DELIVERD HIM 2 PHARAO’S DAUGHTR.

2:10. AN' SHE ADOPTD HIM 4 SON, AN' CALLD HIM MOSEZ, SAYIN: BECAUSE I TOOK HIM OUT OV TEH WATR.

2:11. IN DOSE DAIS, AFTR MOSEZ WUZ GROWN UP, HE WENT OUT 2 HIS BRETHREN: AN' SAW THEIR AFFLICSHUN, AN' AN EGYPTIAN STRIKIN WAN OV TEH HEBREWS, HIS BRETHREN.

2:12. AN' WHEN HE HAD LOOKD BOUT DIS WAI AN' DAT WAI, AN' SAW NO WAN THAR, HE SLEW TEH EGYPTIAN AN' HID HIM IN DA SAND.

2:13. AN' GOIN OUT TEH NEXT DAI, HE SAW 2 HEBREWS QUARRELLIN: AN' HE SAID 2 HIM DAT DID TEH WRONG: Y STRIKEST THOU THY NEIGHBOUR?

2:14. BUT HE ANZWERD: HOO HATH APPOINTD THEE PRINCE AN' JUDGE OVAR US? WILT THOU KILL ME, AS THOU DIDST YESTERDAI KILL TEH EGYPTIAN? MOSEZ FEARD, AN' SAID: HOW IZ DIS COME 2 BE KNOWN?

2:15. AN' PHARAO HEARD OV DIS WERD, AN' SOUGHT 2 KILL MOSEZ: BUT HE FLD FRUM HIS SIGHT, AN' ABODE IN DA LAND OV MADIAN, AN' HE SAT DOWN BY WELL.

2:16. AN' TEH PRIEST OV MADIAN HAD 7 DAUGHTERS, HOO CAME 2 DRAW WATR: AN' WHEN TEH TROUGHS WUZ FILLD, DESIRD 2 WATR THEIR FATHR’S FLOCKZ.

2:17. AN' TEH SHEPHERDZ CAME AN' DROOV THEM AWAY: AN' MOSEZ AROSE, AN' DEFENDIN TEH MAIDZ, WATERD THEIR SHEEP.

2:18: AN' WHEN THEY RETURND 2 RAGUEL THEIR FATHR, HE SAID 2 THEM: Y R YE COME SOONR THAN USUAL?

19. THEY ANZWERD: MAN OV EGYPT DELIVERD US FRUM TEH HANZ OV TEH SHEPHERDZ: AN' HE DREW WATR ALSO WIF US, AN' GAEV TEH SHEEP 2 DRINK.

2:20. BUT HE SAID: WHERE IZ HE? Y HAS U LET TEH MAN GO? CALL HIM DAT HE MAY EAT BREAD.

2:21. AN' MOSEZ SWORE DAT HE WUD DWELL WIF HIM. AN' HE TOOK SEPHORA HIS DAUGHTR 2 WIFE:

2:22. AN' SHE BORE HIM SON, WHOM HE CALLD GERSAM, SAYIN: I HAS BEEN STRANGR IN FOREIGN COUNTRY. AN' SHE BORE ANOTHR, WHOM HE CALLD ELIEZR, SAYIN: 4 DA GAWD OV MAH FATHR, MAH HELPR, HATH DELIVERD ME OUT OV TEH HAND OV PHARAO.

2:23. NAO AFTR LONG TIME TEH KIN OV EGYPT DID: AN' TEH CHILDREN OV ISRAEL GROANIN, CRID OUT BECAUSE OV TEH WORKZ: AN' THEIR CRY WENT UP UNTO GAWD FRUM TEH WORKZ.

2:24. AN' HE HEARD THEIR GROANIN, AN' REMEMBERD TEH COVENANT WHICH HE MADE WIF ABRAHAM, ISAAC, AN' JACOB.

2:25. AN' TEH LORD LOOKD UPON TEH CHILDREN OV ISRAEL, AN' HE KNEW THEM.

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