Exodus 2

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# Sum guye wented to Levi's place an marryed hiz doter.
# Sum guye wented to Levi's place an marryed hiz doter.
# An the doter hd a bayby who wuz a boi so she hided himm.
# An the doter hd a bayby who wuz a boi so she hided himm.
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# So she decided to do wot Pharo saied an put hm in teh rievr but seh made a bote fur him sos he woudt drounz.
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# So she decided to do wot Pharo saied an put hm in teh rievr but she maded a bote fur him sos he woudt drounz. & she sed pharo is liek rly laem 4 tellz us puts babyz in teh river & not sais u no can has botez lol st00pid pharo.
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# An sum othar laydie wotched him flote awai.
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# An his big sis miriam wuz tehr 2 & she hided & wotched him flote awai. & teh crocodielz & teh lolrusz did not eated him. wich wuz good cuz if dey did tehr wudnt b no mor storyz & htis wud b rly short bibul.
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# An teh Princess was nekkid in de riiver and sawed teh widdle babie and gotted him out.
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# An teh Princess was nekkid in ur riiver havin baffs cuz she rly liekd baffs and sawed teh widdle babie and gotted him out.
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# An teh beyby cryd, an Princess wuz liek whoah. A Hebruw.
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# An teh baby cryd, an Princess wuz liek whoah. A Hebruw. & he iz teh cute 2. WANT!!!!!!!!!
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# An a survant sayd shoud I gett a Hebruwe to luk affer it?
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# An miriam wuz teh rly smrt kidz & she sayd shoud I gett a Hebruwe to takes caer ov it?
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# An Princes she wuz liyk, yeah.
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# An Princes she wuz liyk, yeah. so miriam wentd bak 2 her momcats base & sed woah mom, teh princess is finded my kid bro & she is wants hebroo momcat to taeks care of him & u can goes 2 princessz base & do dat & how kewl iz htat?
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# Princess wuz Phoaro's daoter, btw, srsly. An she sed to teh Heberw ladie I wil gift yu monies for loking aftr teh baby. And Herbbwe layde wuz liek, whoa its my baby. Only she dint sai it ot lowd.
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# Princess wuz Phoaro's daoter, btw, srsly. An she sed to teh Heberw ladie who wuz rly teh babyz momcat u can has a money 4 bein babysitr & she sed k. cuz Herbbwe layde wuz liek, whoa its my baby. Only she dint sai it ot lowd.
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# An wen he wuz grone up, Princess wuz sayed, Ur naym is Moses, srsly.
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# An wen he wuz grone up, Princess wuz sayed, Ur naym is Moses, srsly. cuz she sed i meanz i took u out ov teh riverz & stuf.
# Wun dai Moses saw sum gyptian guy beting on a nother Jew.
# Wun dai Moses saw sum gyptian guy beting on a nother Jew.
# So he capped him.
# So he capped him.
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# An then sum otha guyz whu wurr Jewz saied, Why joo do dat?
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# An then sum otha guyz whu wurr Jewz saied, y u do dat?
# An Moses wuz llike Your not teh bos of me! An thot to hisself How did tehy no bout it?
# An Moses wuz llike Your not teh bos of me! An thot to hisself How did tehy no bout it?
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# An Pharo wuz liek, WHUT? GONNA KILL HIM! But Moses runnd awai to liv in Midian.
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# An Pharo wuz liek, WHUT? GONNA KILL HIM! But Moses runnd awai to liv in Midian wif d00d naemd jethro but ncis wuznt inventd yet so he was sheeplhurd.
# An dese gurls caym to get woter for sheeples, an wuz seven of dem.
# An dese gurls caym to get woter for sheeples, an wuz seven of dem.
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# An sheepleherds triyed to stop em but Moses helpd em.
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# An sum sheepleherds who wuz bout as evil as puppehs sed u no can has a watr & triyed to stop em but Moses helpd em.
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# Teh gurls got hoem, an thier dad sayd Why joo so quik getin woter?
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# Teh gurls got hoem, an thier dad sayd Why u so quik getin woter?
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# So they tole him a bowt Moses.
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# So they tole him a bowt Moses. but dey didnt tellz him dey thot moses wuz all hot & sexy & stufs.
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# An ther dad wuz liek Bring hm her fr sum fode to eeat.
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# An ther dad wuz liek Bring hm her & he can haz cheexburgrz & pepsis & stuf but no fryz cuz fryz wuznt nventd yet.
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# An Moses livd wif da man an maried his doter Zipporah.
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# An Moses livd wif da man an maried his doter Zipporah. & all teh ohter grrlz wuz sorta jelus but l8r dey can haz menz 2 so was k.
# An tehy haded a baby cald Gershom, an wer liek lol gershom funy name.
# An tehy haded a baby cald Gershom, an wer liek lol gershom funy name.
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# An latr on Pharo died an all teh Jews werre llike, too much wurk.
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# An latr on Pharo died an all teh Jews werre llike, too much wurk & htis suxxxxxx rly rly terabl. 4 rael.
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# An Ceiling Cat herd em say it, and saied to hisself Oh rite. I is ment to not let that hapn.
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# An Ceiling Cat herd em say it, and saied to hisself Oh rite i 4got. I is ment to not let that hapn. sry i iz stil n00b Ceiling Cat & i wil fixz htat bug in version 2.1.
# An Ceiling Cat gave props to teh Heberws, srsly.
# An Ceiling Cat gave props to teh Heberws, srsly.

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  1. Sum guye wented to Levi's place an marryed hiz doter.
  2. An the doter hd a bayby who wuz a boi so she hided himm.
  3. So she decided to do wot Pharo saied an put hm in teh rievr but she maded a bote fur him sos he woudt drounz. & she sed pharo is liek rly laem 4 tellz us puts babyz in teh river & not sais u no can has botez lol st00pid pharo.
  4. An his big sis miriam wuz tehr 2 & she hided & wotched him flote awai. & teh crocodielz & teh lolrusz did not eated him. wich wuz good cuz if dey did tehr wudnt b no mor storyz & htis wud b rly short bibul.
  5. An teh Princess was nekkid in ur riiver havin baffs cuz she rly liekd baffs and sawed teh widdle babie and gotted him out.
  6. An teh baby cryd, an Princess wuz liek whoah. A Hebruw. & he iz teh cute 2. WANT!!!!!!!!!
  7. An miriam wuz teh rly smrt kidz & she sayd shoud I gett a Hebruwe to takes caer ov it?
  8. An Princes she wuz liyk, yeah. so miriam wentd bak 2 her momcats base & sed woah mom, teh princess is finded my kid bro & she is wants hebroo momcat to taeks care of him & u can goes 2 princessz base & do dat & how kewl iz htat?
  9. Princess wuz Phoaro's daoter, btw, srsly. An she sed to teh Heberw ladie who wuz rly teh babyz momcat u can has a money 4 bein babysitr & she sed k. cuz Herbbwe layde wuz liek, whoa its my baby. Only she dint sai it ot lowd.
  10. An wen he wuz grone up, Princess wuz sayed, Ur naym is Moses, srsly. cuz she sed i meanz i took u out ov teh riverz & stuf.
  11. Wun dai Moses saw sum gyptian guy beting on a nother Jew.
  12. So he capped him.
  13. An then sum otha guyz whu wurr Jewz saied, y u do dat?
  14. An Moses wuz llike Your not teh bos of me! An thot to hisself How did tehy no bout it?
  15. An Pharo wuz liek, WHUT? GONNA KILL HIM! But Moses runnd awai to liv in Midian wif d00d naemd jethro but ncis wuznt inventd yet so he was sheeplhurd.
  16. An dese gurls caym to get woter for sheeples, an wuz seven of dem.
  17. An sum sheepleherds who wuz bout as evil as puppehs sed u no can has a watr & triyed to stop em but Moses helpd em.
  18. Teh gurls got hoem, an thier dad sayd Why u so quik getin woter?
  19. So they tole him a bowt Moses. but dey didnt tellz him dey thot moses wuz all hot & sexy & stufs.
  20. An ther dad wuz liek Bring hm her & he can haz cheexburgrz & pepsis & stuf but no fryz cuz fryz wuznt nventd yet.
  21. An Moses livd wif da man an maried his doter Zipporah. & all teh ohter grrlz wuz sorta jelus but l8r dey can haz menz 2 so was k.
  22. An tehy haded a baby cald Gershom, an wer liek lol gershom funy name.
  23. An latr on Pharo died an all teh Jews werre llike, too much wurk & htis suxxxxxx rly rly terabl. 4 rael.
  24. An Ceiling Cat herd em say it, and saied to hisself Oh rite i 4got. I is ment to not let that hapn. sry i iz stil n00b Ceiling Cat & i wil fixz htat bug in version 2.1.
  25. An Ceiling Cat gave props to teh Heberws, srsly.
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