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# Sum guye wented to Levi's place an marryed hiz doter.
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=====Birthin teh Moses=====
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# An the doter hd a bayby who wuz a boi so she hided himm.
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[[Image:mosesinabukkit.gif|thumb|200px|left|Princess findz Moses in a bukket in teh rievr (Ex 2:5).]]
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# So she decided to do wot Pharo saied an put hm in teh rievr but seh made a bote fur him sos he woudt drounz.
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# An sum othar laydie wotched him flote awai.
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|1=Sum guye wented to Levi's place an marryed hiz doter.
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# An teh Princess was nekkid in de riiver and sawed teh widdle babie and gotted him out.
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|2=An the doter hd a bayby who wuz a boi so she hided himm.
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# An teh beyby cryd, an Princess wuz liek whoah. A Hebruw.
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|3=So she decided to do wot Pharo saied an put hm in teh rievr but she maded a bukkit fur him sos he woudnt drounz. An she sayed, Pharo is liek rly laem 4 tellz us puts babyz in teh river an not sais u no can has bukkitz, lol st00pid Pharo.
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# An a survant sayd shoud I gett a Hebruwe to luk affer it?
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|4=An his big sis miriam wuz tehr 2 an she hided an wotched him flote awai. She like kthxbai. An teh crocodielz an teh lolrusz did not eated him. Wich wuz good cuz if dey did tehr wudnt b no mor storyz an htis wud b rly short bibul.}}
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# An Princes she wuz liyk, yeah.
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# Princess wuz Phoaro's daoter, btw, srsly. An she sed to teh Heberw ladie I wil gift yu monies for loking aftr teh baby. And Herbbwe layde wuz liek, whoa its my baby. Only she dint sai it ot lowd.
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# An wen he wuz grone up, Princess wuz sayed, Ur naym is Moses, srsly.
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|5=An teh Princess was nekkid in ur riiver havin baffs cuz she rly liekd baffs and sawed teh widdle babie and gotted him out.
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# Wun dai Moses saw sum gyptian guy beting on a nother Jew.
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|6=An teh baby cryd, an Princess wuz liek, whoah. A Hebruw. An he iz teh cute 2. WANT!!!!}}
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# So he capped him.
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# An then sum otha guyz whu wurr Jewz saied, Why joo do dat?
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# An Moses wuz llike Your not teh bos of me! An thot to hisself How did tehy no bout it?
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|7=An miriam wuz teh rly smrt kidz an she sayed, shoud I gett a Hebruwe to takes caer ovr it?}}
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# An Pharo wuz liek, WHUT? GONNA KILL HIM! But Moses runnd awai to liv in Midian.
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# An dese gurls caym to get woter for sheeples, an wuz seven of dem.
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# An sheepleherds triyed to stop em but Moses helpd em.
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|8=An Princes she wuz liek, yeah. so miriam wentd bak 2 her momcats base an sayed, woah mom, teh princess is finded my kid bro an she is wants hebroo momcat to taeks care of him an u can goes 2 princessz base an do dat an how kewl iz htat?
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# Teh gurls got hoem, an thier dad sayd Why joo so quik getin woter?
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|9=Btw, Princess wuz Phoaro's doter, srsly. An she sed to teh Heberw ladie who wuz rly teh babyz momcat u can has a money 4 bein babysitr an she sed k. cuz Herbbwe layde wuz liek, whoa its my baby. Only she dint sai it ot lowd.
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# So they tole him a bowt Moses.
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|10=An wen he wuz grone up, Princess wuz sayed, Ur naym is Moses, srsly. cuz she sed, i meanz i took u out ov teh riverz an stuff.}}
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# An ther dad wuz liek Bring hm her fr sum fode to eeat.
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# An Moses livd wif da man an maried his doter Zipporah.
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=====Runnin awai 2 Midian=====
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# An tehy haded a baby cald Gershom, an wer liek lol gershom funy name.
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# An latr on Pharo died an all teh Jews werre llike, too much wurk.
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|11= Moses all growup now. Wun dayz he go see his frenz. they is workin hard. Moses seez sum Gypshun d00d beatin up a Joo laik Mosis.
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# An Ceiling Cat herd em say it, and saied to hisself Oh rite. I is ment to not let that hapn.
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|12=Moses look round an not see no 1 and he go and pwnd teh Gypshun. He sed b00m hed shot but qu1et laik. He hided teh bodi in sand to makes it invisabl bodi.
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# An Ceiling Cat gave props to teh Heberws, srsly.
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|13=An then sum otha guyz whu wurr Jewz wuz fightin! Moses saiz to teh guy whu started it, whi yoo whalin on anuther Jew?}}
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|14=An guy wuz like, Your not teh bos of us! Yoo gonna pwn me laik joo pwn Gypshun?!? An Moses thot to hisself, How did tehy no bout it?}}
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|15=An Pharo wuz liek, WHUT? GONNA KILL HIM! But Moses runnd awai to liv in Midian wif d00d naemd Jethro but ncis wuznt inventd yet so he was sheeplhurd.
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|16=An dese gurls caym to get woter for sheeples, an wuz seven of dem.
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|17=An sum sheepleherds who wuz bout as evil as puppehs saiz, u no can has a watr, an triyed to stop em but Moses helpd em.}}
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|18=Teh gurls got hoem, an thier dad sayd, Why u so quik getin woter?}}
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|19=So they tole him a bowt Moses. but dey didnt tellz him dey thot Moses wuz all hot an sexy an stuffs.}}
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|20=An ther dad wuz liek, Bring hm her an he can haz cheezburgrz an pepsis an stuff, but no fryz cuz fryz wuznt nventd yet.}}
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|21=An Moses livd wif da man an maried his doter Zipporah. An all teh ohter grrlz wuz sorta jelus but l8r dey can haz menz 2 so was k.
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|22=An tehy haded a baby cald Gershom, an wer liek, lol Gershom funy name.}}
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|23=An latr on Pharo died an all teh Jews werre laik, too much wurk an htis suxxxxxx rly rly terabl. 4 realz.
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|24=An Ceiling Cat herd em say it, and saied to hisself, Oh rite i 4got. I is ment to not let that hapn. sry i iz stil n00b Ceiling Cat an i wil fixz htat bug in urths version 2.1.
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|25=An Ceiling Cat gave props to teh Heberws, srsly.}}
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Latest revision as of 12:39, 5 December 2009

Old Testament
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Birthin teh Moses
Princess findz Moses in a bukket in teh rievr (Ex 2:5).

1 Sum guye wented to Levi's place an marryed hiz doter.2 An the doter hd a bayby who wuz a boi so she hided himm.3 So she decided to do wot Pharo saied an put hm in teh rievr but she maded a bukkit fur him sos he woudnt drounz. An she sayed, Pharo is liek rly laem 4 tellz us puts babyz in teh river an not sais u no can has bukkitz, lol st00pid Pharo.4 An his big sis miriam wuz tehr 2 an she hided an wotched him flote awai. She like kthxbai. An teh crocodielz an teh lolrusz did not eated him. Wich wuz good cuz if dey did tehr wudnt b no mor storyz an htis wud b rly short bibul.

5 An teh Princess was nekkid in ur riiver havin baffs cuz she rly liekd baffs and sawed teh widdle babie and gotted him out.6 An teh baby cryd, an Princess wuz liek, whoah. A Hebruw. An he iz teh cute 2. WANT!!!!

7 An miriam wuz teh rly smrt kidz an she sayed, shoud I gett a Hebruwe to takes caer ovr it?

8 An Princes she wuz liek, yeah. so miriam wentd bak 2 her momcats base an sayed, woah mom, teh princess is finded my kid bro an she is wants hebroo momcat to taeks care of him an u can goes 2 princessz base an do dat an how kewl iz htat?9 Btw, Princess wuz Phoaro's doter, srsly. An she sed to teh Heberw ladie who wuz rly teh babyz momcat u can has a money 4 bein babysitr an she sed k. cuz Herbbwe layde wuz liek, whoa its my baby. Only she dint sai it ot lowd.10 An wen he wuz grone up, Princess wuz sayed, Ur naym is Moses, srsly. cuz she sed, i meanz i took u out ov teh riverz an stuff.

Runnin awai 2 Midian

11 Moses all growup now. Wun dayz he go see his frenz. they is workin hard. Moses seez sum Gypshun d00d beatin up a Joo laik Mosis.12 Moses look round an not see no 1 and he go and pwnd teh Gypshun. He sed b00m hed shot but qu1et laik. He hided teh bodi in sand to makes it invisabl bodi.13 An then sum otha guyz whu wurr Jewz wuz fightin! Moses saiz to teh guy whu started it, whi yoo whalin on anuther Jew?

14 An guy wuz like, Your not teh bos of us! Yoo gonna pwn me laik joo pwn Gypshun?!? An Moses thot to hisself, How did tehy no bout it?

15 An Pharo wuz liek, WHUT? GONNA KILL HIM! But Moses runnd awai to liv in Midian wif d00d naemd Jethro but ncis wuznt inventd yet so he was sheeplhurd.16 An dese gurls caym to get woter for sheeples, an wuz seven of dem.17 An sum sheepleherds who wuz bout as evil as puppehs saiz, u no can has a watr, an triyed to stop em but Moses helpd em.

18 Teh gurls got hoem, an thier dad sayd, Why u so quik getin woter?

19 So they tole him a bowt Moses. but dey didnt tellz him dey thot Moses wuz all hot an sexy an stuffs.

20 An ther dad wuz liek, Bring hm her an he can haz cheezburgrz an pepsis an stuff, but no fryz cuz fryz wuznt nventd yet.

21 An Moses livd wif da man an maried his doter Zipporah. An all teh ohter grrlz wuz sorta jelus but l8r dey can haz menz 2 so was k.22 An tehy haded a baby cald Gershom, an wer liek, lol Gershom funy name.

23 An latr on Pharo died an all teh Jews werre laik, too much wurk an htis suxxxxxx rly rly terabl. 4 realz.24 An Ceiling Cat herd em say it, and saied to hisself, Oh rite i 4got. I is ment to not let that hapn. sry i iz stil n00b Ceiling Cat an i wil fixz htat bug in urths version 2.1.25 An Ceiling Cat gave props to teh Heberws, srsly.

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