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- An Jacob wented to Egypt and ppl an ther beybies goed too. Teh pepl wuz:
- Ruben an Simeon an Levi an Judah
- an Issachar and Zebulun an Benjamin
- an Dan an Naphtali an Gad an Asher.
- An evrywun wuz liek, we camed from Jacobses penises. Lol. An thier woz sebbenty of em.
- An thenn tehy wuz al ded. Srsly.
- An then thhere childern wuz lik, PENIS GOES WHERE? An then they new whear penis wents, and maded babieses.
- An some othar guy wuz liek, lol I am Kinng of Egypt. Whose is Joseph? Dont even no.
- King sayed to hiz peeps: Yo. Look at teh Jews are lots of em.
- We gotta stops em an take thear cheezburger. Or els theyll takes our cheezburger, srsly.
- An he gived them too muchly werk to do. An wuz liek, bild me citeis! Wif treasurz!
- But teh Jewz alredy knoed where penis goes. An wer liek, yay babis. But boo, worrk.
- An Egyptianz were like, work hardr!
- An Egyptianz werr liek, Srsly, do all teh work for us. An work hardr.
- An Egyptking wuz liek, yo babyladies, who mayke babies cum out.
- Wen therz a boy jew, kill him. Wen therz a girl jew, kept them sose I can mack them. Kthxbye.
- But babyladies sayed to selvs, teh Ceiling Cat wont like. An they didnt.
- An the King he saied, WHUT?
- An they syad to him, lady Jews dont even need us fur babes. They iz liek, nah. (O, an BTW, ur lady Egyptianz iz laemerer.)
- Ceiling Cat wuz liek to babyladies, yu cann hav cheezburgers.
- An buckets.
- King wuz says, evrone lissen up! All teh boy jws go in teh rivr, k?
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