Exodus 1

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'''1.''' THEES R TEH NAMEZ OV TEH CHILDREN OV ISRAEL, DAT WENT INTO EGYPT WIF JACOB: THEY WENT IN EVERY MAN WIF HIS HOUSEHOLD:  
'''1.''' THEES R TEH NAMEZ OV TEH CHILDREN OV ISRAEL, DAT WENT INTO EGYPT WIF JACOB: THEY WENT IN EVERY MAN WIF HIS HOUSEHOLD:  

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1. THEES R TEH NAMEZ OV TEH CHILDREN OV ISRAEL, DAT WENT INTO EGYPT WIF JACOB: THEY WENT IN EVERY MAN WIF HIS HOUSEHOLD:

2. RUBEN, SIMEON, LEVI, JUDA,

3. ISACHAR, ZABULON, AN' BENJAMIN,

4. DAN, AN' NEPHTHALI, GAD AN' ASR.

5. AN' ALL TEH SOULS DAT CAME OUT OV JACOB’S THIGH, WUZ SEVENTY: BUT JOSEPH WUZ IN EGYPT.

6. AFTR HE WUZ DEAD, AN' ALL HIS BRETHREN, AN' ALL DAT GENERASHUN,

7. TEH CHILDREN OV ISRAEL INCREASD, AN' SPRUNG UP INTO MULTITUDEZ, AN' GROWIN EXCEEDINGLY STRONG THEY FILLD TEH LAND.

8. IN DA MEEN TIME THAR AROSE NEW KIN OVAR EGYPT, DAT KNEW NOT JOSEPH:

9. AN' HE SAID 2 HIS PEEPS: BEHOLD TEH PEEPS OV TEH CHILDREN OV ISRAEL R NUMEROUS AN' STRONGR THAN WE.

10. COME LET US WISELY OPPRES THEM, LEST THEY MULTIPLY: AN' IF ANY WAR SHALL RIZE AGAINST US, JOIN WIF R ENEMIEZ, AN' HAVIN OVERCOME US, DEPART OUT OV TEH LAND.

11. THER4 HE SET OVAR THEM MASTERZ OV TEH WORKZ, 2 AFLICT THEM WIF BURDENS: AN' THEY BUILT 4 PHARAO CITIEZ OV TABERNACLEZ, PHITHOM, AN' RAMESEZ.

12. BUT TEH MOAR THEY OPPRESD THEM, TEH MOAR THEY WUZ MULTIPLID AN' INCREASD.

13. AN' TEH EGYPTIANZ HATD TEH CHILDREN OV ISRAEL, AN' AFFLICTD THEM AN' MOCKD THEM:

14. AN' THEY MADE THEIR LIFE BITTR WIF HARD WORKZ IN CLAY AN' BRICK, AN' WIF ALL MANNR OV SERVICE, WHEREWITH THEY WUZ OVERCHARGD IN DA WORKZ OV TEH EARTH.

15. AN' TEH KIN OV EGYPT SPOKE 2 TEH MIDWIVEZ OV TEH HEBREWS: OV WHOM WAN WUZ CALLD SEPHORA, TEH OTHR PHUA,

16. COMMANDIN THEM: WHEN U SHALL DO TEH OFFICE OV MIDWIVEZ 2 TEH HEBREW WOMEN, AN' TEH TIME OV DELIVERY IZ COME: IF IT BE MAN CHILD, KILL IT: IF WOMAN, KEEP IT ALIV.

17. BUT TEH MIDWIVEZ FEARD GAWD, AN' DID NOT DO AS TEH KIN OV EGYPT HAD COMMANDD, BUT SAVD TEH DOODZ CHLDRN.

18. AN' TEH KIN CALLD 4 THEM AN' SAID: WAT IZ DAT U MEANT 2 DO, DAT U WUD SAVE TEH DOODZ CHILDREN?

19. THEY ANZWERD: TEH HEBREW WOMEN R NOT AS TEH EGYPTIAN WOMEN: 4 THEY THEMSELVEZ R SKILFUL IN DA OFFICE OV MIDWIFE; AN' THEY R DELIVERD BEFORE WE COME 2 THEM.

20. THEREFORE GAWD DEALT WELL WIF TEH MIDWIVEZ: AN' TEH PEEPS MULTIPLID AN' GREW ECKSEEEDINGLY STRNG.

21. AN' BECAUSE TEH MIDWIVEZ FEARD GAWD, HE BUILT THEM HOUSEZ.

BECAUSE TEH MIDWIVEZ FEARD GAWD, ETC... TEH MIDWIVEZ WUZ REWARDD, NOT 4 THEIR LIE, WHICH WUZ VENIAL SIN; BUT 4 THEIR FEAR OV GAWD, AN' THEIR HUMANITY: BUT DIS REWARD WUZ ONLY TEMPORAL, IN BUILDIN THEM HOUSEZ, DAT IZ, IN ESTABLISHIN AN' ENRICHIN THEIR FAMILIEZ.

22. PHARAO THEREFORE CHARGD ALL HIS PEEPS, SAYIN: WHATSOEVR SHALL BE BORN OV TEH MALE SEKZ, YE SHALL CAST INTO TEH RIVR: WHATSOEVR OV TEH FEMALE, YE SHALL SAVE ALIV.

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