Exodus 1

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im sorry but this hole thing is a bunch of crap. why da fuk wod a cat be god!!!!!
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|1=An Jacob wented to Egypt and ppl an ther beybies goed too. Teh pepl wuz:
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fanx for your time.
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|2=Ruben an Simeon an Levi an Judah
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have fun puting everything bak
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|3=an Issachar and Zebulun an Benjamin
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|4=an Dan an Naphtali an Gad an Asher.
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|5=An evrywun wuz liek, we camed from Jacobses penises. Lol. An thier woz sebbenty of em.kthxbai!}}
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|6=An thenn tehy wuz al ded. Srsly.
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|7=An then thhere childern wuz lik, PENIS GOES WHERE? An then they new whear penis wents, and maded babieses.}}
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|8=An some othar guy wuz liek, lol I am Kinng of Egypt. Whose is Joseph? Dont even no.
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|9=King sayed to hiz peeps: Yo. Look at teh Ibruz are lots of em.
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|10=We gotta stops em an take thear cheezburger. Or els theyll takes our cheezburger, srsly.}}
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|11=An he gived them too muchly werk to do. An wuz liek, mek teh citeis! Wif treasurz!
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|12=But teh Ibruz alredy knoed where penis goes. An wer liek, yay babis. But boo, worrk.
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|13=An Egyptianz were like, work hardr!
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|14=An Egyptianz werr liek, Srsly, do all teh work for us. An work hardr.}}
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|15=An Egyptking wuz liek, yo babyladies, who mayke babies cum out.
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|16=Wen therz a boy jew, kill him. Wen therz a girl jew, kept them sose I can mack them. Kthxbye.
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|17=But babyladies sayed to selvs, teh Ceiling Cat wont like. An they didnt.
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|18=An the King he saied, WHUT?}}
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|19=An they syad to him, lady Jews dont even need us fur babes. They iz liek, nah. (O, an BTW, ur lady Egyptianz iz laemerer.)
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|20=Ceiling Cat wuz liek to babyladies, yu cann hav cheezburgers.
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|21=An buckets.}}
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|22=Then teh King wuz liek, evrone lissen up! All teh boy jws go in teh rivr, k? let dey b pwnt
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}}and the cat wuz lyke kk in teh river they go rofl chuck cheez burgerz of there hedz then go river big rofl they dezerve it they are noobz
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[[Category:Exodus|Exodus 1]] (thenz teh celing cat wuz lyke wtf that was my unkle jimmz then jimmz was lky omg im in da river rofl and lyke omg
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Israel Gets Bigga In Egypt

im sorry but this hole thing is a bunch of crap. why da fuk wod a cat be god!!!!! fanx for your time.

have fun puting everything bak

lata bro1`e1

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