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== Chapter 1 ==
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1:1. THEES R TEH NAMEZ OV TEH CHILDREN OV ISRAEL, DAT WENT INTO EGYPT WIF JACOB: THEY WENT IN EVERY MAN WIF HIS HOUSEHOLD:
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*[[Exodus 2]]
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*[[Exodus 3]]
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1:2. RUBEN, SIMEON, LEVI, JUDA,
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*[[Exodus 4]]
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*[[Exodus 5]]
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1:3. ISACHAR, ZABULON, AN' BENJAMIN,
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*[[Exodus 6]]
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*[[Exodus 7]]
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1:4. DAN, AN' NEPHTHALI, GAD AN' ASR.
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*[[Exodus 8]]
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*[[Exodus 9]]
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1:5. AN' ALL TEH SOULS DAT CAME OUT OV JACOB’S THIGH, WUZ SEVENTY: BUT JOSEPH WUZ IN EGYPT.
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*[[Exodus 10]]
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*[[Exodus 11]]
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1:6. AFTR HE WUZ DEAD, AN' ALL HIS BRETHREN, AN' ALL DAT GENERASHUN,
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*[[Exodus 12]]
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*[[Exodus 13]]
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1:7. TEH CHILDREN OV ISRAEL INCREASD, AN' SPRUNG UP INTO MULTITUDEZ, AN' GROWIN EXCEEDINGLY STRONG THEY FILLD TEH LAND.
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*[[Exodus 14]]
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*[[Exodus 15]]
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1:8. IN DA MEEN TIME THAR AROSE NEW KIN OVAR EGYPT, DAT KNEW NOT JOSEPH:
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*[[Exodus 16]]
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*[[Exodus 17]]
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1:9. AN' HE SAID 2 HIS PEEPS: BEHOLD TEH PEEPS OV TEH CHILDREN OV ISRAEL R NUMEROUS AN' STRONGR THAN WE.
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*[[Exodus 18]]
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*[[Exodus 19]]
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1:10. COME LET US WISELY OPPRES THEM, LEST THEY MULTIPLY: AN' IF ANY WAR SHALL RIZE AGAINST US, JOIN WIF R ENEMIEZ, AN' HAVIN OVERCOME US, DEPART OUT OV TEH LAND.
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*[[Exodus 20]]
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*[[Exodus 21]]
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1:11. THER4 HE SET OVAR THEM MASTERZ OV TEH WORKZ, 2 AFLICT THEM WIF BURDENS: AN' THEY BUILT 4 PHARAO CITIEZ OV TABERNACLEZ, PHITHOM, AN' RAMESEZ.
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*[[Exodus 22]]
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*[[Exodus 23]]
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1:12. BUT TEH MOAR THEY OPPRESD THEM, TEH MOAR THEY WUZ MULTIPLID AN' INCREASD.
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*[[Exodus 24]]
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*[[Exodus 25]]
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1:13. AN' TEH EGYPTIANZ HATD TEH CHILDREN OV ISRAEL, AN' AFFLICTD THEM AN' MOCKD THEM:
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*[[Exodus 26]]
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1:14. AN' THEY MADE THEIR LIFE BITTR WIF HARD WORKZ IN CLAY AN' BRICK, AN' WIF ALL MANNR OV SERVICE, WHEREWITH THEY WUZ OVERCHARGD IN DA WORKZ OV TEH EARTH.
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*[[Exodus 28]]
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*[[Exodus 29]]
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1:15. AN' TEH KIN OV EGYPT SPOKE 2 TEH MIDWIVEZ OV TEH HEBREWS: OV WHOM WAN WUZ CALLD SEPHORA, TEH OTHR PHUA,
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*[[Exodus 30]]
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*[[Exodus 31]]
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1:16. COMMANDIN THEM: WHEN U SHALL DO TEH OFFICE OV MIDWIVEZ 2 TEH HEBREW WOMEN, AN' TEH TIME OV DELIVERY IZ COME: IF IT BE MAN CHILD, KILL IT: IF WOMAN, KEEP IT ALIV.
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*[[Exodus 32]]
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*[[Exodus 33]]
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1:17. BUT TEH MIDWIVEZ FEARD GAWD, AN' DID NOT DO AS TEH KIN OV EGYPT HAD COMMANDD, BUT SAVD TEH DOODZ CHLDRN.
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*[[Exodus 34]]
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*[[Exodus 35]]
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1:18: AN' TEH KIN CALLD 4 THEM AN' SAID: WAT IZ DAT U MEANT 2 DO, DAT U WUD SAVE TEH DOODZ CHILDREN?
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*[[Exodus 36]]
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*[[Exodus 37]]
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1:19. THEY ANZWERD: TEH HEBREW WOMEN R NOT AS TEH EGYPTIAN WOMEN: 4 THEY THEMSELVEZ R SKILFUL IN DA OFFICE OV MIDWIFE; AN' THEY R DELIVERD BEFORE WE COME 2 THEM.
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*[[Exodus 38]]
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*[[Exodus 39]]
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1:20. THEREFORE GAWD DEALT WELL WIF TEH MIDWIVEZ: AN' TEH PEEPS MULTIPLID AN' GREW ECKSEEEDINGLY STRNG.
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*[[Exodus 40]]
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1:21. AN' BECAUSE TEH MIDWIVEZ FEARD GAWD, HE BUILT THEM HOUSEZ.
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BECAUSE TEH MIDWIVEZ FEARD GAWD, ETC... TEH MIDWIVEZ WUZ REWARDD, NOT 4 THEIR LIE, WHICH WUZ VENIAL SIN; BUT 4 THEIR FEAR OV GAWD, AN' THEIR HUMANITY: BUT DIS REWARD WUZ ONLY TEMPORAL, IN BUILDIN THEM HOUSEZ, DAT IZ, IN ESTABLISHIN AN' ENRICHIN THEIR FAMILIEZ.
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1:22. PHARAO THEREFORE CHARGD ALL HIS PEEPS, SAYIN: WHATSOEVR SHALL BE BORN OV TEH MALE SEKZ, YE SHALL CAST INTO TEH RIVR: WHATSOEVR OV TEH FEMALE, YE SHALL SAVE ALIV.
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== Chapter 2 ==
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2:1. AFTR DIS THAR WENT MAN OV TEH HOUSE OV LEVI; AN' TOOK WIFE OV HIS OWN KINDRD.
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2:2. AN' SHE CONCEIVD, AN' BORE SON: AN' SEEIN HIM GOODLY CHILD, HID HIM 3 MONTHS.
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2:3. AN' WHEN SHE COULD HIDE HIM NO LONGR, SHE TOOK BASKET MADE OV BULRUSHEZ, AN' DAUBD IT WIF SLIME AN' PITCH: AN' PUT TEH LITTLE BABE THEREIN, AN' LAID HIM IN DA SEDGEZ BY TEH RIVR’S BRINK,
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2:4. HIS SISTR STANDIN AFAR OFF, AN' TAKIN NOTICE WAT WUD BE DUN.
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2:5. AN' BEHOLD TEH DAUGHTR OV PHARAO CAME DOWN 2 WASH HERSELF IN DA RIVR: AN' HR MAIDZ WALKD BY TEH RIVR’S BRINK. AN' WHEN SHE SAW TEH BASKET IN DA SEDGEZ SHE SENT WAN OV HR MAIDZ 4 IT: AN' WHEN IT WUZ BROUGHT,
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2:6. SHE OPEND IT, AN' SEEIN WITHIN IT AN INFANT CRYIN, HAVIN COMPASHUN ON IT, SHE SAID: DIS AR TEH WAN OV TEH BABEZ OV TEH HEBREWS.
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2:7. AN' TEH CHILD’S SISTR SAID 2 HR: SHALL I GO, AN' CALL 2 THEE HEBREW WOMAN, 2 NURSE TEH BABE?
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2:8. SHE ANZWERD: GO. TEH MAID WENT AN' CALLD HR MOTHR.
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2:9. AN' PHARAO’S DAUGHTR SAID 2 HR: TAEK DIS CHILD, AN' NURSE HIM 4 ME: IM GONNA GIV THEE THY WAGEZ. TEH WOMAN TOOK AN' NURSD TEH CHILD: AN' WHEN HE WUZ GROWN UP, SHE DELIVERD HIM 2 PHARAO’S DAUGHTR.
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2:10. AN' SHE ADOPTD HIM 4 SON, AN' CALLD HIM MOSEZ, SAYIN: BECAUSE I TOOK HIM OUT OV TEH WATR.
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2:11. IN DOSE DAIS, AFTR MOSEZ WUZ GROWN UP, HE WENT OUT 2 HIS BRETHREN: AN' SAW THEIR AFFLICSHUN, AN' AN EGYPTIAN STRIKIN WAN OV TEH HEBREWS, HIS BRETHREN.
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2:12. AN' WHEN HE HAD LOOKD BOUT DIS WAI AN' DAT WAI, AN' SAW NO WAN THAR, HE SLEW TEH EGYPTIAN AN' HID HIM IN DA SAND.
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2:13. AN' GOIN OUT TEH NEXT DAI, HE SAW 2 HEBREWS QUARRELLIN: AN' HE SAID 2 HIM DAT DID TEH WRONG: Y STRIKEST THOU THY NEIGHBOUR?
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2:14. BUT HE ANZWERD: HOO HATH APPOINTD THEE PRINCE AN' JUDGE OVAR US? WILT THOU KILL ME, AS THOU DIDST YESTERDAI KILL TEH EGYPTIAN? MOSEZ FEARD, AN' SAID: HOW IZ DIS COME 2 BE KNOWN?
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2:15. AN' PHARAO HEARD OV DIS WERD, AN' SOUGHT 2 KILL MOSEZ: BUT HE FLD FRUM HIS SIGHT, AN' ABODE IN DA LAND OV MADIAN, AN' HE SAT DOWN BY WELL.
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2:16. AN' TEH PRIEST OV MADIAN HAD 7 DAUGHTERS, HOO CAME 2 DRAW WATR: AN' WHEN TEH TROUGHS WUZ FILLD, DESIRD 2 WATR THEIR FATHR’S FLOCKZ.
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2:17. AN' TEH SHEPHERDZ CAME AN' DROOV THEM AWAY: AN' MOSEZ AROSE, AN' DEFENDIN TEH MAIDZ, WATERD THEIR SHEEP.
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2:18: AN' WHEN THEY RETURND 2 RAGUEL THEIR FATHR, HE SAID 2 THEM: Y R YE COME SOONR THAN USUAL?
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19. THEY ANZWERD: MAN OV EGYPT DELIVERD US FRUM TEH HANZ OV TEH SHEPHERDZ: AN' HE DREW WATR ALSO WIF US, AN' GAEV TEH SHEEP 2 DRINK.
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2:20. BUT HE SAID: WHERE IZ HE? Y HAS U LET TEH MAN GO? CALL HIM DAT HE MAY EAT BREAD.
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2:21. AN' MOSEZ SWORE DAT HE WUD DWELL WIF HIM. AN' HE TOOK SEPHORA HIS DAUGHTR 2 WIFE:
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2:22. AN' SHE BORE HIM SON, WHOM HE CALLD GERSAM, SAYIN: I HAS BEEN STRANGR IN FOREIGN COUNTRY. AN' SHE BORE ANOTHR, WHOM HE CALLD ELIEZR, SAYIN: 4 DA GAWD OV MAH FATHR, MAH HELPR, HATH DELIVERD ME OUT OV TEH HAND OV PHARAO.
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2:23. NAO AFTR LONG TIME TEH KIN OV EGYPT DID: AN' TEH CHILDREN OV ISRAEL GROANIN, CRID OUT BECAUSE OV TEH WORKZ: AN' THEIR CRY WENT UP UNTO GAWD FRUM TEH WORKZ.
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2:24. AN' HE HEARD THEIR GROANIN, AN' REMEMBERD TEH COVENANT WHICH HE MADE WIF ABRAHAM, ISAAC, AN' JACOB.
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2:25. AN' TEH LORD LOOKD UPON TEH CHILDREN OV ISRAEL, AN' HE KNEW THEM.
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