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== Chapter 1 ==
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*[[Exodus 1]]
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1:1. THEES R TEH NAMEZ OV TEH CHILDREN OV ISRAEL, DAT WENT INTO EGYPT WIF JACOB: THEY WENT IN EVERY MAN WIF HIS HOUSEHOLD:
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*[[Exodus 2]]
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*[[Exodus 3]]
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1:2. RUBEN, SIMEON, LEVI, JUDA,
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*[[Exodus 4]]
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*[[Exodus 5]]
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1:3. ISACHAR, ZABULON, AN' BENJAMIN,
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*[[Exodus 6]]
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*[[Exodus 7]]
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1:4. DAN, AN' NEPHTHALI, GAD AN' ASR.
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*[[Exodus 8]]
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*[[Exodus 9]]
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1:5. AN' ALL TEH SOULS DAT CAME OUT OV JACOB’S THIGH, WUZ SEVENTY: BUT JOSEPH WUZ IN EGYPT.
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*[[Exodus 10]]
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*[[Exodus 11]]
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1:6. AFTR HE WUZ DEAD, AN' ALL HIS BRETHREN, AN' ALL DAT GENERASHUN,
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*[[Exodus 12]]
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*[[Exodus 13]]
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1:7. TEH CHILDREN OV ISRAEL INCREASD, AN' SPRUNG UP INTO MULTITUDEZ, AN' GROWIN EXCEEDINGLY STRONG THEY FILLD TEH LAND.
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*[[Exodus 14]]
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*[[Exodus 15]]
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1:8. IN DA MEEN TIME THAR AROSE NEW KIN OVAR EGYPT, DAT KNEW NOT JOSEPH:
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*[[Exodus 16]]
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*[[Exodus 17]]
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1:9. AN' HE SAID 2 HIS PEEPS: BEHOLD TEH PEEPS OV TEH CHILDREN OV ISRAEL R NUMEROUS AN' STRONGR THAN WE.
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*[[Exodus 18]]
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*[[Exodus 19]]
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1:10. COME LET US WISELY OPPRES THEM, LEST THEY MULTIPLY: AN' IF ANY WAR SHALL RIZE AGAINST US, JOIN WIF R ENEMIEZ, AN' HAVIN OVERCOME US, DEPART OUT OV TEH LAND.
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*[[Exodus 20]]
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*[[Exodus 21]]
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1:11. THER4 HE SET OVAR THEM MASTERZ OV TEH WORKZ, 2 AFLICT THEM WIF BURDENS: AN' THEY BUILT 4 PHARAO CITIEZ OV TABERNACLEZ, PHITHOM, AN' RAMESEZ.
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*[[Exodus 22]]
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*[[Exodus 23]]
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1:12. BUT TEH MOAR THEY OPPRESD THEM, TEH MOAR THEY WUZ MULTIPLID AN' INCREASD.
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*[[Exodus 24]]
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1:13. AN' TEH EGYPTIANZ HATD TEH CHILDREN OV ISRAEL, AN' AFFLICTD THEM AN' MOCKD THEM:
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*[[Exodus 26]]
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*[[Exodus 27]]
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1:14. AN' THEY MADE THEIR LIFE BITTR WIF HARD WORKZ IN CLAY AN' BRICK, AN' WIF ALL MANNR OV SERVICE, WHEREWITH THEY WUZ OVERCHARGD IN DA WORKZ OV TEH EARTH.
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*[[Exodus 28]]
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*[[Exodus 29]]
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1:15. AN' TEH KIN OV EGYPT SPOKE 2 TEH MIDWIVEZ OV TEH HEBREWS: OV WHOM WAN WUZ CALLD SEPHORA, TEH OTHR PHUA,
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*[[Exodus 30]]
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*[[Exodus 31]]
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1:16. COMMANDIN THEM: WHEN U SHALL DO TEH OFFICE OV MIDWIVEZ 2 TEH HEBREW WOMEN, AN' TEH TIME OV DELIVERY IZ COME: IF IT BE MAN CHILD, KILL IT: IF WOMAN, KEEP IT ALIV.
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*[[Exodus 32]]
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*[[Exodus 33]]
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1:17. BUT TEH MIDWIVEZ FEARD GAWD, AN' DID NOT DO AS TEH KIN OV EGYPT HAD COMMANDD, BUT SAVD TEH DOODZ CHLDRN.
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*[[Exodus 34]]
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*[[Exodus 35]]
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1:18: AN' TEH KIN CALLD 4 THEM AN' SAID: WAT IZ DAT U MEANT 2 DO, DAT U WUD SAVE TEH DOODZ CHILDREN?
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*[[Exodus 36]]
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*[[Exodus 37]]
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1:19. THEY ANZWERD: TEH HEBREW WOMEN R NOT AS TEH EGYPTIAN WOMEN: 4 THEY THEMSELVEZ R SKILFUL IN DA OFFICE OV MIDWIFE; AN' THEY R DELIVERD BEFORE WE COME 2 THEM.
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*[[Exodus 38]]
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*[[Exodus 39]]
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1:20. THEREFORE GAWD DEALT WELL WIF TEH MIDWIVEZ: AN' TEH PEEPS MULTIPLID AN' GREW ECKSEEEDINGLY STRNG.
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*[[Exodus 40]]
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1:21. AN' BECAUSE TEH MIDWIVEZ FEARD GAWD, HE BUILT THEM HOUSEZ.
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BECAUSE TEH MIDWIVEZ FEARD GAWD, ETC... TEH MIDWIVEZ WUZ REWARDD, NOT 4 THEIR LIE, WHICH WUZ VENIAL SIN; BUT 4 THEIR FEAR OV GAWD, AN' THEIR HUMANITY: BUT DIS REWARD WUZ ONLY TEMPORAL, IN BUILDIN THEM HOUSEZ, DAT IZ, IN ESTABLISHIN AN' ENRICHIN THEIR FAMILIEZ.
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1:22. PHARAO THEREFORE CHARGD ALL HIS PEEPS, SAYIN: WHATSOEVR SHALL BE BORN OV TEH MALE SEKZ, YE SHALL CAST INTO TEH RIVR: WHATSOEVR OV TEH FEMALE, YE SHALL SAVE ALIV.
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