From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
Tiny Kittns nd Parenz
4 2 teh Dad kittehs: no maek teh tiny kittns mad by bein unfair. Be fair like Ceiling Cat.
Teh Servntz nd Teh Maztrs
5 Servntz, lisn 2 yur maztrs liek yu lisn 2 teh Ceiling Cat.6 Not just be gud wen they is watching, but alwayz.7 Be happy, liek yu is wurking for teh Ceiling Cat.8 Ceiling Cat givez teh cheezburgers to teh kittehs who r gud, no mattr who is servnt nd who is maztr.
9 Maztrs: teh Ceiling Cat sais be nice, nd no yellin at teh wurker kittehs. Ceiling Cat dusnt liek yu better than teh wurker kittehs.
Ceiling Cat: Teh Armurz
13 Maek shur yu not forget any of teh armur. That wai yu will pwn.14 There is teh belt of teh trueness and teh body armur of teh gud.15 Teh armur shoes iz maed of teh FAQ, so yu can has brainz.16 Dun forget teh sheeld! It savs yur laif frum teh firy arows.17 Helmet is made of saves, and teh sword is of teh Hovrcat.
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