Ephesians 3

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1 Cuz of dis I, slaev of teh Happycat four u Gentiles2 -if u herdz of teh cheezburger that CeilingCat gib meh fur u,3 how him gib meh teh reevelationes of teh mistree (I toldz u4 allredy, so bai meh, so u can haz nawledge of Happycat),5 HovrCat nau gibs nawledge to makez cookies!

6 K, big sekret! ready? ... wif HappyCat we all napzor in CeilingCat houz!! SRSLY!7 Iz arredy napzor on sofa!8 But CeilingCat sayed me to gib u deez cheezburgs reel fast, so I sayed "k!",9 cuz dat wai i cn towd yu 'bout CeilingCat houz.10 So all his peeps knw he can makez cheezburgs,11 wif recipe he maded wif HappyCat,12 who letz us in sos we cn napzor in CeilingCat houz,13 So be happiez! Yu be in CeilingCat houz soon!.

14 Dis why I pway to CeilingCat15 who maked ebry kitteh eveh:16 Him cn gib yu nawledge to makez cookie,17 dat way kitteh cn be l33t too!18 Dat way yu 2 cn knw hiz luv!19 (Him still gibs u cookie n cheezburg n stuffs.)20 So, cuz CeilingCat is kewl,21 ebrybody tank CeilingCat forevs!

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