Ecclesiastes 11

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Wat Teh Clevrz Kitteh Duz

1 Gief yur moniez to teh kittehz frm ovr teh wtrz to ues in der traedz, n moar moniez coemz bak to yuz! Woa, srsly!2 Put sum moniez in lotz of difrnt plaecez, cos yu dun noes wut hapnz. Maybe bad stufz hapnz and yu loez moniez, or maybe gud stufz and yu getz moniez.3 Cloudz makin rain. Tree fallz, no getz up again. Srsly.4 If yuz waitin all daiz fur teh windz and teh rainz to be gudz, yu nvr plnt any seedz, n yu nvr get any cropz frm yur seedz.5 You doan unnerstan nuthin. Not da wayz ov Hover Cat, not how kittenz growz, not whut Ceiling Cat be doin.6 Jus do yer jobz n hoep fur teh bestestz.7 Lite iz gud. Iz gud to be seein teh sun.8 You live long tiem, enjoy dat. But yu be dedz aftrz, fur much longtiemz. Thar be nuttin fur yuz to lukz forwrdz to.

Advisinz Fur Teh Kittenz

9 Has fun when you'z kitten. Ceiling Cat get you fer it laters, k?10 Dun let anythinz wurriez yuz, or maek yuz owwiez. Yuz not kittenz fur longtiemz.

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