Deuteronomy 32
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1 O Hai! ya ceiling, yuz deer? K, ai talk nao.
2 Mah lesunz fall lik teh wet frum skai and werdz lik doo, deyz water gras and plantz like rane.
3 Ai meowz teh naym ov CEILING CAT. Him so gret, givz us NOM NOM NOM.
4 Him teh rawk, him gud at evryttin. Ya ya, it trooz. Srsly.
5 Dem no respect CEILING CAT; Dem nu longr Him kittiez, but n00bz. Dem stoopid. Srsly
6 Dis hao U pai CEILING CAT, U n00bz? Iz Him ur daddy an maded U?
7 Dink ov ur daddies an granddaddies an stuffs. U sez hai 2 demz, dem tellz u gud story.
8 Wen teh gret CEILING CAT gaev nashunz dem gud NOMZ and haus, iz dun by numbr ov kittenz ov Izrael.
9 Teh Lord likz Jacob lotz.
10 Jacob in hotz drai wasteland an Him gaev him protecshun. CEILING CAT care 4 him lik His kitty. Srsly.
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