Deuteronomy 3

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==Dividin' Up Teh Landz==
 
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|12=Of teh land that we took ova at teh time, I gave teh Reubinites and teh Gadites teh territory north of Aroer bye teh Arnon Gorge, including half of teh hill country of Gilead, to gether with it's townz.
 
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|13=Teh rest of Gilead and also all of Bashan, teh king dumb of Og, I gave 2 teh half tribe of Manasseh. (Teh hole region of Argob in Bashan used 2 b known as a land of teh Raphaites.
 
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|14=Jair, a descendant of Manasseh, took teh whole region of Argob as far as teh border of teh Gershurites and teh Maacathites; it waz named after him, so that 2 this day Bashaan is called Havvoth Jair (srsly.  Go search 4 it on Google Maps.))
 
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|15=And I gave Gilead 2 Makir.
 
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|16=Butt 2 teh Reubinites and teh Gadites I have teh territory extendin' from Gilead down 2 teh Arnon Gorge (teh middle of teh gorge being teh border) and out 2 teh Jabbok River, which is teh border of teh Ammonites.
 
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|17=It's western boarder was teh Jordan in teh Arabah, from Kinnereth  2 teh Salty Sea, b low teh slopes of Pisgah.
 
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|18=I commanded u at that time: "Teh LORD ur God has given u this land 2 take possession of it.  Butt all ur able-bodied men armed 4 battle, have gots 2 cross ova ahead of ur bro Israelites.
 
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|19=Butt, ur wivez, ur kittenz, and ur livestock (and I knowz u have lots of cowz!!!) may stay in teh townz I have given u
 
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|20=un till teh LORD gives rest 2 ur bros as he haz 2 u, and they 2 have taken ova teh land that teh LORD ur God is givin' them, a cross teh Jordan.  After that, each of u may go back 2 teh possession I have given u.
 
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I Cannot Cross Jordan???

21 At that time I commanded Josh: "U have seen with ur own eyes all that teh LORD ur God haz done 2 these 2 kingz. Teh LORD will do teh same 2 all teh kin dumbs ova their where u r going.22 Don't be afraid of them; teh LORD ur God himself will fight 4 u!"


23 At that time I pleaded with teh LORD,24 "O LORD, u have b gun 2 show 2 ur servant ur greatness and ur strong hand. For what god is their in heaven or on Google Earth who can do teh deedz and mighty works u do?25 Plz plz plz let me go ova and sea teh good land beyond teh Jordan - that fine hill country and Lebanon. Plz?"


26 Butt cuz of u teh LORD waz angry with me and would not listen 2 me. "That's enough!" teh LORD said. "Don't speak 2 me any more 'bout this matter.27 Go up 2 teh top of Pisgah and look west and north and south and east and northwest and southwest and southeast, and north by northwest and south by southea- oh u get the idea.28 Butt commission Josh and encourage and strengthen him, 4 he will lead these peeps across and will cause them 2 inherit teh land that u will sea."29 So we stayed in teh valley near Beth Peor.

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