Deuteronomy 15

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Teh Yeer fr Canseling Detz

1 Every seven yeers, yuz got tu cansel all ur detz.2 Yuz do it liek dis: If a kitteh frum Israel owz yu sum cheezburgrz yu got tu let him keeps dem, cuz teh Ceiling Cat sayz yu has tu.3 But if teh kitteh iz weerd, an, liek, not frum heer, dey stil has tu pay yu. Unles dey iz ur bruddr. Cuz, liek, dat wood just be meen. Srsly.4 But yu iz not goin tu haf tu du dis, cuz teh Ceiling Cat wil givs yu lots ov cheezburgrz,5 yu onlee gots tu lissen tu teh Ceiling Cat, an tu teh tings Iz tellin yu now.6 Cuz teh Ceiling Cat wil give yu lots ov cheezburgrz liek he sayz, an yu gives tu lots ov plases, but yu dont need tu taek frum any. Yu wil also be TopCat fr lots ov kittehs, but no wun iz teh TopCat fr yu.

7 If der iz sumwun wif no cheezburgrz, den yu dont be meen tu him.8 Yu gots tu give him sum insted.9 An yu dont tink: "Dat sevenf yeer iz clos," so dat yu wont be meen an not give ur bruddr nuffing. Cuz den, he mite tell teh Ceiling Cat, an den yu wood get srsly pwnzord.10 Yu gives him lots, an yu lieks it; den teh Ceiling Cat gives yu moar cheezburgrz.11 Der always gunna be kittehs wif no cheezburgrz. So, yu gots tu be nise, an givz dem wut dey need.

Freein teh Survnts

12 If anuddr Hebrew sellz demselvz tu yu, and dey stay fr six yeers, yu gots tu let dem go in teh sevenf yeer.13 An wen yu let him go, yu gotz tu give him sum cheezburgrz. Dont be a n00b an be liek, "Kthxbai," cuz dats meen.14 Give him teh cheezburgrz, an sum uddr stuf. Give him teh stuf teh Ceiling Cat gived yu.15 Remembr dey wer slaves befoar an teh Ceiling Cat let dem go. Dats wai yu gots tu du dis.

16 But if teh servnt iz liek, "Oh noes, Iz not wunt tu go," cuz he loevs yu,17 den yu gots tu put a hole in hiz eer. Iz not no wai, but yu gots tu. Den he iz ur servnt fr lief.

18 Yu gots tu liek lettin him go, cuz he did moar den sumwun yu payd. An den teh Ceiling Cat wil give yu moar cheezburgrz, cuz he iz awsum.

Teh Animalz Boarn Furst

19 Every boy dat gets boarn furst frum ur animals, yu dont maek it wurk or anyfing.20 Insted, yu eet it. NOMNOMNOM.21 But if itz hurt or it cant see or sumfing, den dont sacrifise it.22 Yu eets it liek normal animals in ur town.23 But dont eets teh blood; yu put it on teh grownd, cuz it not taste gud.

Deuteronomy 15
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