From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
C00kies n stuff
3 Nasties stufsz is teh nasties.4 Deez shtufs isnt is: oxes, sheepes, goatse5 deerses, gazelleses, roe deerses, wild goatse, ibexes, antelopez n mountain sheepses.6 also teh moocows n other stuff dat nom on grass n has dem weird hoofs7 except teh camel, rabbitz n sumthin dat prolly extinct now. Dey noms teh grass but they still unclean. (Sumthin to do with teh feets)8 Pigs SPESHLY lyk dem nasties. U do not want.
11 birdz ok too, unless dey iz12 eaglez, vulturez, black vultures,13 red kite, black kite, falconz,14 ravenz,15 owlz, gullz, hawkz,16 more owlz17 even more owlz n also 0sprey, cormorant,18 storkzes, heronz, the hoopoez and teh bat (which not a bird but I not questionin Ceiling Cat).
21 "U no can eats teh animulz taht dies uf natrul cauze. U giv it to other ppl who arnt frum here, k? Also, no can haz goatburgr cookd in milk. Dat just gross.
Tithin teh monies
22 Ceiling Cat always gets 10%. ALWAYS.23 Also, Ceiling Cat want dat 10% delivered. Grain, b00ze, orl, cookies...he want speshul deliveree to sumwhere he decides.24 Sumtimes speshul deliveree too far away to carry cookies. Sumtimes too many cookies to carry but dat only becuase Ceiling Cat bless u w/ them.25 Dat ok. Trade cookies for teh monies n get movin.26 Got there? K. Trade teh monies for more cookies n eat dem. Say unto Ceiling CAt: I bought you a cookie but i eated it. Is ok with Ceiling CAt, is symbolick.27 don't 4get to give some cookies to the Levites, deys po'.
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