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'''1.''' N in teh seccend yeer kink Nebuchadnezzar roolez hee haz horrortripz n coodnt sleap cuz of 2 mutch wead n cheezburgr n stuff.
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=====Nebuchadnezzar's Dreem=====
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'''2.''' N teh kink called hiz adminz n conzultanz n wissards n Chaldeans (noboddy newz where tehy wuz cum from), n wanz 2 no watt 2 do conzernin hiz tripz. N tehy wuz in hiz room.
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|1=An in teh seccend yeer kink Nebuchadnezzar roolez hee haz horrortripz an koodnt sleap cuz of 2 mutch wead an cheezburgr an stuff.
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|2=An teh kink called hiz adminz an conzultanz an wissards an Chaldeans (noboddy newz where tehy wuz cum from), an wanz 2 no wut 2 do conzernin hiz tripz. An tehy wuz in hiz room.
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|3=An teh king sed: "I haz a dreem" (butt wuz not teh wun ov MLK). An hee sed: "Taht dreem drivz mee nut, wut shall i doo?"
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'''3.''' N teh king sed: "I haz a dreem", butt wuz not teh 1 ov JFK. N he zayd: "Taht dreem drivz mee nut, wut shallz i doo?"
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|4=So teh chief ov teh Chaldeans spoukz: "LOL, u roolez 4eva! Yr dreem goez how?"
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'''4.''' So teh chief ov teh Chaldeans spoukz: "LOL, u roolez 4eva! Yr dreem goez how?"
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|5=An teh kink sed: "If u cunt tell mee, wut teh dreem is an wut it meenz, im gettin angry. Srsly! Cuttin u in peacez, turnin yr pads 2 dunhillz an stuff."
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|6="Butt when u can tell mee, wutz tihs oll 'bout, u get cookiez an cheezburgr an stuff."
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'''5.''' N teh kink sed: "If u cunt tell me, wut teh dreem is n wut it meenz, im gettin angry. Srsly! Cuttin u n piecez, turnin yr pads 2 dunhillz n stuff."  
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|7=An teh chief ov teh Chaldeans spoukz 'gain: "Yr dreem gouz how? We cun tell wut it meenz."
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'''6.''' "Butt when u can tell mee, wuts tihs oll 'bout, u get cookiez n cheezburgr n stuff."
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|8=An teh kink sed: "U just wanna win tiem, LOL, im not stupid pal."
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|9="I wont tell u teh dreem, cuz u just wanna ly 2 mee. If u cun tell mee teh dreem, I no taht i cun trust yr intaprayshun."
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'''7.''' N teh chief ov teh Chaldeans spoukz 'gain: "Yr dreem gouz how? We cun tell wut it meenz."
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|10=An the Chaldeans rply: "Tehr is nou man on earz, hoo cood no tihs. Tehr4 neva a kink axt sutch a tihngz from hiz adminz n consaltunz n Chaldeans."
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|11="An itz a rly cumplikaytid thingz u wanz from ass, witch nou men cood ansr u, xcept teh invisible menz, witch livez not in tihs wrld."
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'''8.''' N teh kink sed: "U just wanna win tiem, LOL, but im not stupid pal."
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|12=An teh kink wuz liek "WTF!" an got angry an stuff, an sed taht oll teh wize menz ov Babylon shood b FUBARd.
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|13=An bcuz ov teh orda taht oll wize menz shood b FUBARd, Daniel an hiz gang shood b FUBARd 2.
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'''9.''' "I wont tell u teh dreem, cuz u just wanna ly 2 me. If u cun tell mee teh dreem, I nou taht i cun trust yr intaprayshun."
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|14=Butt Daniel ansrd Arioch hoo wuz chief ov teh kinkz boddygardz.
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|15=N he axt Arioch "Y u wunz FUBAR mee?" N Arioch tould him y.
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|16=Tehn Daniel goez 2 teh kink an sed "Iv u givez mee sum tiem, tehn i cun tell u yr dreem. kthx." Butt tihs wuz a bluv.
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'''10.''' N the Chaldeans rply: "Tehr is nou man on earz, hoo cood nou tihs. Tehr4 neva a kink axt sutch a thingz from hiz adminz n consaltunz n Chaldeans."
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|17=An Daniel goez hom an tould teh gang teh hole storee.
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|18=Daniel sed "Wee needz help from Ceiling Cat, taht hee tellz ass teh dreem, elz tehy FUBAR ass wiz teh ozza wize menz."
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  |19=An @ nite Daniel kood sea teh dreem, an he sed 2 Ceiling Cat "Thx, u roxx! 
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|20=An hee sed taht Ceiling Cat rulez an nose oll pwds an is kewl an stuff.
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'''11.''' "N itz a rly cumplikaytid thingz u wanz from ass, witch nou men cood ansr u, xcept teh invisible menz, witch livez not in tihs wrld."
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|21=An taht Ceiling Cat changz teh tiemz an cronjobz, makz kinkz an p0wnz kinkz, an givz wizdum 2 teh wize an brane 2 teh branelezz,
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'''12.''' N teh kink wus liek WTF! n got angry n stuff, n sed taht oll teh wize menz ov Babylon shood b FUBARd.
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|22=An taht hee nose oll seakritz an nose were teh lite iz in teh darkniz: Itz in teh frige.
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'''13.''' N cuz teh orda taht oll wize menz shood b FUBARd, Daniel n hiz gang shood b FUBARd 2.
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|23=An hee sed "Thx 4 givin mee wizdum an p0wer an cheetcodz an u r kewl, srsly!".
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'''14.''' Butt Daniel ansrd Arioch hoo wuz chief ov teh kinkz boddygardz.
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'''15.''' N he axt Arioch "Y u wunz FUBAR mee?" N Arioch tould him y.
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|24=Daniel goez 2 Arioch an sed "Stop 2 FUBAR teh wize menz an bring mee 2 teh kink, kthx!"
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'''16.''' Tehn Daniel goez 2 teh kink n sed "Iv u givez mee sum tiem, tehn i cun tell u yr dreem. kthx." Butt tihs wuz a bluv.
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|25=Arioch broute Daniel 2 teh kink an sed "LOL, heer is wun ov teh ppl from Joodah hoo sed hee nose yr dreem an teh intaprayshun an stuff."
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'''17.''' N Daniel goez hom n tould teh gang teh hole storee.
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|26=N teh kink axt Daniel hoo haz teh codenaim Belteshazzar "O hai! U nou mai dreem an teh intaprayshun an stuff, srsly?"
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'''18.''' Daniel sed "Wee needz help from Invisible Man, taht he tellz ass teh dreem, elz tehy FUBAR ass wiz teh atha wize menz."
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|27=N Daniel sed 2 teh kink "LOL, Teh adminz an consaltunz an Chaldeanz cunt tell yr seakrit"
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|28="Butt Ceiling Cat is in yr heaven an nose evrything an stuff an he haz showd kink Nebuchadnezzars wut will heppen. An wut yr dreem an wishinz meenz."
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'''19.''' N @ nite Daniel cood sea teh dreem, n he sed 2 Invisible Man "Thx, u rox!  
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|29="Itz not mai wizdum butt Ceiling Cat haz told me, so u cun heer wut it meenz."
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  |30="Butt tihs seakrit wuz not reveeld cuz im smarta or clevara tehn otha pplz, butt cuz u can get teh intaprayshun an no teh thoudz ov yr hart."
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'''20.''' N he sed taht Invisible Man rulez n nose oll pwds n is 1337 n stuff.
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|31="U has seen a great imige. Tihs imige wuz big an brite stuff an stood b4 u, butt it lookz terribel, srsly."
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|32="Teh imigez hed wuz ov gould, teh breest n armz ov silva, teh belly an teh thaiz ov braz."
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|33="Teh legs ov iron, hiz feet part ov iron n part ov clae."
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|34="U sawez tihs till a stoun caim from somewere an hit teh feet ov teh image witch were ov iron an clae an evrything cumz doun an brouk 2 peacez an u were liek OMG."
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|35="Tehn wuz teh iron an clae an braz an silva an gould, broukn 2 peacez togezza, an bcaim like teh garbidge ov teh dump an teh wind carriez tehm awai, an teh stoun witch distroit teh imige wood a big mountn an filled teh earz.
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'''21.''' N taht Invisible Man changz teh tiemez n cronjobz, makez kinkz n pwnz kinkz, n givs wizdom 2 teh wize n brane 2 teh branelezz,
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|36="C: i'm in yr dreem, nouin yr stuffz. Nau ill tell teh intaprayshun b4 teh kink."
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|37="U r a kink of kinkz: Ceiling Cat gavez u kinkdum, p0wer an glory an stuff."
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|38="An you p0wn oll pplz an animulz an birdz an rulez tehm oll, so u r teh goulden hed."
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'''22.''' taht he nose oll seakritz n nose were teh lite iz in teh darkniz: Itz i n teh frige.
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|39="Afta u, anazza kinkdum will cum, inferier 2 yrs, an anazza 3rd kinkdum of braz, witch shall rule ova oll teh earthz."
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|40="An teh 4th kinkdum shall b strong as iron cuz iron breax oll tihngs in peacez."
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|41="Butt teh feetz an touz r part of potterz clae an part ov iron, so teh kinkdum will b deewhydid."
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|42="Cuz ov tihs teh kinkdum is partlee strong an partlee brouken, liek Mycrowsoft Winduz."
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|43="An u has seen iron an clae mixed, so pplz will mix togezza, butt tehy'll not cleave 1 2 anazza, liek iron an clae stix not togezza."
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|44="Butt afta taht, Ceiling Cat makez a kinkdum witch will b neva distroid, an it will brake oll ozza kinkdums 2 peacez n cunzoom tehm."
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|45="An tihs is teh stoun u saw brakin teh iron an clae an braz an silva an gould an stuff 2 peacez. Ceiling Cat has shoun u wut cumez.
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'''23.''' N he sed "Thx 4 givin me wizdom n power n cheetcodz n u r 1337, srsly!".
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|46=Tehn kink Nebuchadnezzar wuz liek OMG an fell upon hiz faes an woeshipped Daniel an tould taht hee shoold get cheezburgr an weadz.
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|47=An teh kink sed: "Yr Ceiling Cat rulez an p0wnz oll ozza invizible menz an iz teh kink ov teh kinks an iz a reveeler of seakrits."
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'''24.''' Daniel goez 2 Arioch n sed "Stop 2 FUBAR teh wize menz n bring me 2 teh kink, kthx!"
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|48=An teh kink made Daniel a great man, gavez him manni cookiez, made him rooler ova teh hole provinz ov Babylon an chief of oll sysadmins."
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|49=An Daniel rekwestid from teh kink taht hiz old d00dz Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego were set ova teh affairz of teh provinz ov Babylon, butt Daniel steiz in teh palaz cuz it haz aercondishunin.
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'''25.''' Arioch broute Daniel 2 teh kink n sed "Heer is wun ov teh ppl from Joodah hoo sed he nose yr dreem n teh intaprayshun n stuff."
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'''26.''' N teh kink axt Daniel hoo haz teh codenaim Belteshazzar "You nou mai dreem n teh intaprayshun n stuff, srsly?"
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'''28.''' "Butt Invisible Man is in yr heaven n nose evrything n stuff n he haz showd kink Nebuchadnezzars wut will heppen. N yr dreem n wishinz meen wut?"
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Latest revision as of 03:25, 29 October 2007

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Nebuchadnezzar's Dreem

1 An in teh seccend yeer kink Nebuchadnezzar roolez hee haz horrortripz an koodnt sleap cuz of 2 mutch wead an cheezburgr an stuff.2 An teh kink called hiz adminz an conzultanz an wissards an Chaldeans (noboddy newz where tehy wuz cum from), an wanz 2 no wut 2 do conzernin hiz tripz. An tehy wuz in hiz room.3 An teh king sed: "I haz a dreem" (butt wuz not teh wun ov MLK). An hee sed: "Taht dreem drivz mee nut, wut shall i doo?"

4 So teh chief ov teh Chaldeans spoukz: "LOL, u roolez 4eva! Yr dreem goez how?"

5 An teh kink sed: "If u cunt tell mee, wut teh dreem is an wut it meenz, im gettin angry. Srsly! Cuttin u in peacez, turnin yr pads 2 dunhillz an stuff."6 "Butt when u can tell mee, wutz tihs oll 'bout, u get cookiez an cheezburgr an stuff."

7 An teh chief ov teh Chaldeans spoukz 'gain: "Yr dreem gouz how? We cun tell wut it meenz."

8 An teh kink sed: "U just wanna win tiem, LOL, im not stupid pal."9 "I wont tell u teh dreem, cuz u just wanna ly 2 mee. If u cun tell mee teh dreem, I no taht i cun trust yr intaprayshun."

10 An the Chaldeans rply: "Tehr is nou man on earz, hoo cood no tihs. Tehr4 neva a kink axt sutch a tihngz from hiz adminz n consaltunz n Chaldeans."11 "An itz a rly cumplikaytid thingz u wanz from ass, witch nou men cood ansr u, xcept teh invisible menz, witch livez not in tihs wrld."

12 An teh kink wuz liek "WTF!" an got angry an stuff, an sed taht oll teh wize menz ov Babylon shood b FUBARd.13 An bcuz ov teh orda taht oll wize menz shood b FUBARd, Daniel an hiz gang shood b FUBARd 2.

14 Butt Daniel ansrd Arioch hoo wuz chief ov teh kinkz boddygardz.15 N he axt Arioch "Y u wunz FUBAR mee?" N Arioch tould him y.16 Tehn Daniel goez 2 teh kink an sed "Iv u givez mee sum tiem, tehn i cun tell u yr dreem. kthx." Butt tihs wuz a bluv.

17 An Daniel goez hom an tould teh gang teh hole storee.18 Daniel sed "Wee needz help from Ceiling Cat, taht hee tellz ass teh dreem, elz tehy FUBAR ass wiz teh ozza wize menz."19 An @ nite Daniel kood sea teh dreem, an he sed 2 Ceiling Cat "Thx, u roxx!20 An hee sed taht Ceiling Cat rulez an nose oll pwds an is kewl an stuff.

21 An taht Ceiling Cat changz teh tiemz an cronjobz, makz kinkz an p0wnz kinkz, an givz wizdum 2 teh wize an brane 2 teh branelezz,

22 An taht hee nose oll seakritz an nose were teh lite iz in teh darkniz: Itz in teh frige.

23 An hee sed "Thx 4 givin mee wizdum an p0wer an cheetcodz an u r kewl, srsly!".

Daniel's intaprayshun ov teh dreem

24 Daniel goez 2 Arioch an sed "Stop 2 FUBAR teh wize menz an bring mee 2 teh kink, kthx!"

25 Arioch broute Daniel 2 teh kink an sed "LOL, heer is wun ov teh ppl from Joodah hoo sed hee nose yr dreem an teh intaprayshun an stuff."

26 N teh kink axt Daniel hoo haz teh codenaim Belteshazzar "O hai! U nou mai dreem an teh intaprayshun an stuff, srsly?"

27 N Daniel sed 2 teh kink "LOL, Teh adminz an consaltunz an Chaldeanz cunt tell yr seakrit"28 "Butt Ceiling Cat is in yr heaven an nose evrything an stuff an he haz showd kink Nebuchadnezzars wut will heppen. An wut yr dreem an wishinz meenz."

29 "Itz not mai wizdum butt Ceiling Cat haz told me, so u cun heer wut it meenz."30 "Butt tihs seakrit wuz not reveeld cuz im smarta or clevara tehn otha pplz, butt cuz u can get teh intaprayshun an no teh thoudz ov yr hart."

31 "U has seen a great imige. Tihs imige wuz big an brite stuff an stood b4 u, butt it lookz terribel, srsly."32 "Teh imigez hed wuz ov gould, teh breest n armz ov silva, teh belly an teh thaiz ov braz."33 "Teh legs ov iron, hiz feet part ov iron n part ov clae."34 "U sawez tihs till a stoun caim from somewere an hit teh feet ov teh image witch were ov iron an clae an evrything cumz doun an brouk 2 peacez an u were liek OMG."35 "Tehn wuz teh iron an clae an braz an silva an gould, broukn 2 peacez togezza, an bcaim like teh garbidge ov teh dump an teh wind carriez tehm awai, an teh stoun witch distroit teh imige wood a big mountn an filled teh earz."

36 "C: i'm in yr dreem, nouin yr stuffz. Nau ill tell teh intaprayshun b4 teh kink."37 "U r a kink of kinkz: Ceiling Cat gavez u kinkdum, p0wer an glory an stuff."38 "An you p0wn oll pplz an animulz an birdz an rulez tehm oll, so u r teh goulden hed."

39 "Afta u, anazza kinkdum will cum, inferier 2 yrs, an anazza 3rd kinkdum of braz, witch shall rule ova oll teh earthz."40 "An teh 4th kinkdum shall b strong as iron cuz iron breax oll tihngs in peacez."41 "Butt teh feetz an touz r part of potterz clae an part ov iron, so teh kinkdum will b deewhydid."42 "Cuz ov tihs teh kinkdum is partlee strong an partlee brouken, liek Mycrowsoft Winduz."43 "An u has seen iron an clae mixed, so pplz will mix togezza, butt tehy'll not cleave 1 2 anazza, liek iron an clae stix not togezza."

44 "Butt afta taht, Ceiling Cat makez a kinkdum witch will b neva distroid, an it will brake oll ozza kinkdums 2 peacez n cunzoom tehm."45 "An tihs is teh stoun u saw brakin teh iron an clae an braz an silva an gould an stuff 2 peacez. Ceiling Cat has shoun u wut cumez."

46 Tehn kink Nebuchadnezzar wuz liek OMG an fell upon hiz faes an woeshipped Daniel an tould taht hee shoold get cheezburgr an weadz.47 An teh kink sed: "Yr Ceiling Cat rulez an p0wnz oll ozza invizible menz an iz teh kink ov teh kinks an iz a reveeler of seakrits."

48 An teh kink made Daniel a great man, gavez him manni cookiez, made him rooler ova teh hole provinz ov Babylon an chief of oll sysadmins."49 An Daniel rekwestid from teh kink taht hiz old d00dz Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego were set ova teh affairz of teh provinz ov Babylon, butt Daniel steiz in teh palaz cuz it haz aercondishunin.

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