Daniel 2

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'''1.''' N in teh second yeer kink Nebuchadnezzar roolez hee hawe horrortripz n coodnt sleap cuz of 2 mutch wead n cheezburgr n stuffz.
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'''1.''' N in teh seccend yeer kink Nebuchadnezzar roolez hee haz horrortripz n coodnt sleap cuz of 2 mutch wead n cheezburgr n stuff.
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'''2.''' N teh kink called hiz adminz n conzultanz n wissards n Chaldeans (noboddy newz where tehy wer cum from), n wanz 2 nou watt 2 do conzernin hiz tripz. N tehy waz in hiz room.
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'''2.''' N teh kink called hiz adminz n conzultanz n wissards n Chaldeans (noboddy newz where tehy wuz cum from), n wanz 2 no watt 2 do conzernin hiz tripz. N tehy wuz in hiz room.
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'''3.''' N teh king zayd: "I haz a dreem", butt wuz not teh 1 ov JFK. N he zayd: "Taht dreem drivz mee nut, wut shallz i doo?"
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'''3.''' N teh king sed: "I haz a dreem", butt wuz not teh 1 ov JFK. N he zayd: "Taht dreem drivz mee nut, wut shallz i doo?"
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'''4.''' So teh chief ov teh Chaldeans spoukz: "LOL, yoo roolez foeva! Yr dreem goez how?"
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'''4.''' So teh chief ov teh Chaldeans spoukz: "LOL, u roolez 4eva! Yr dreem goez how?"
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'''5.''' N teh kink sed: "If u cunt tell me, wut teh dreem is n wut it meenz, im gettin angry. Srsly! Cuttin u n piecez, turnin yr pads 2 dunhillz n stuff."
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'''6.''' "Butt when u can tell mee, wuts tihs oll 'bout, u get cookiez n cheezburgr n stuff."
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'''7.''' N teh chief ov teh Chaldeans spoukz 'gain: "Yr dreem gouz how? We cun tell wut it meenz."
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'''8.''' N teh kink sed: "U just wanna win tiem, LOL, but im not stupid pal."
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'''9.''' "I wont tell u teh dreem, cuz u just wanna ly 2 me. If u cun tell mee teh dreem, I nou taht i cun trust yr intaprayshun."
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'''10.''' N the Chaldeans rply: "Tehr is nou man on earz, hoo cood nou tihs. Tehr4 neva a kink axt sutch a thingz from hiz adminz n consaltunz  n Chaldeans."
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'''11.''' "N itz a rly cumplikaytid thingz u wanz from ass, witch nou men cood ansr u, xcept teh invisible menz, witch livez not in tihs wrld."
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'''12.''' N teh kink wus liek WTF! n got angry n stuff, n sed taht oll teh wize menz ov Babylon shood b FUBARd.
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'''13.''' N cuz teh orda taht oll wize menz shood b FUBARd, Daniel n hiz gang shood b FUBARd 2.
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'''14.''' Butt Daniel ansrd Arioch hoo wuz chief ov teh kinkz boddygardz.
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'''15.''' N he axt Arioch "Y u wunz FUBAR mee?" N Arioch tould him y.
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'''16.''' Tehn Daniel goez 2 teh kink n sed "Iv u givez mee sum tiem, tehn i cun tell u yr dreem. kthx." Butt tihs wuz a bluv.
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'''17.''' N Daniel goez hom n tould teh gang teh hole storee.
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'''18.''' Daniel sed "Wee needz help from Invisible Man, taht he tellz ass teh dreem, elz tehy FUBAR ass wiz teh atha wize menz."
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'''19.''' N @ nite Daniel cood sea teh dreem, n he sed 2 Invisible Man "Thx, u rox! 
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'''20.''' N he sed taht Invisible Man rulez n nose oll pwds n is 1337 n stuff.
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'''21.''' N taht Invisible Man changz teh tiemez n cronjobz, makez kinkz n pwnz kinkz, n givs wizdom 2 teh wize n brane 2 teh branelezz,
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'''22.''' taht he nose oll seakritz n nose were teh lite iz in teh darkniz: Itz i n teh frige.
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'''23.''' N he sed "Thx 4 givin me wizdom n power n cheetcodz n u r 1337, srsly!".
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'''24.''' Daniel goez 2 Arioch n sed "Stop 2 FUBAR teh wize menz n bring me 2 teh kink, kthx!"
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'''25.''' Arioch broute Daniel 2 teh kink n sed "Heer is wun ov teh ppl from Joodah hoo sed he nose yr dreem n teh intaprayshun n stuff."
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'''26.''' N teh kink axt Daniel hoo haz teh codenaim Belteshazzar "You nou mai dreem n teh intaprayshun n stuff, srsly?"
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'''27.''' N Daniel sed 2 teh kink "Teh adminz n consaltunz n Chaldeanz cunt tell yr seakrit"
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'''28.''' "Butt Invisible Man is in yr heaven n nose evrything n stuff n he haz showd kink Nebuchadnezzars wut will heppen. N yr dreem n wishinz meen wut?"
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'''29.''' "Itz not mai wizdom butt Invisible Man haz told me, so u cun heer wut it meenz."
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1. N in teh seccend yeer kink Nebuchadnezzar roolez hee haz horrortripz n coodnt sleap cuz of 2 mutch wead n cheezburgr n stuff.

2. N teh kink called hiz adminz n conzultanz n wissards n Chaldeans (noboddy newz where tehy wuz cum from), n wanz 2 no watt 2 do conzernin hiz tripz. N tehy wuz in hiz room.

3. N teh king sed: "I haz a dreem", butt wuz not teh 1 ov JFK. N he zayd: "Taht dreem drivz mee nut, wut shallz i doo?"

4. So teh chief ov teh Chaldeans spoukz: "LOL, u roolez 4eva! Yr dreem goez how?"

5. N teh kink sed: "If u cunt tell me, wut teh dreem is n wut it meenz, im gettin angry. Srsly! Cuttin u n piecez, turnin yr pads 2 dunhillz n stuff."

6. "Butt when u can tell mee, wuts tihs oll 'bout, u get cookiez n cheezburgr n stuff."

7. N teh chief ov teh Chaldeans spoukz 'gain: "Yr dreem gouz how? We cun tell wut it meenz."

8. N teh kink sed: "U just wanna win tiem, LOL, but im not stupid pal."

9. "I wont tell u teh dreem, cuz u just wanna ly 2 me. If u cun tell mee teh dreem, I nou taht i cun trust yr intaprayshun."

10. N the Chaldeans rply: "Tehr is nou man on earz, hoo cood nou tihs. Tehr4 neva a kink axt sutch a thingz from hiz adminz n consaltunz n Chaldeans."

11. "N itz a rly cumplikaytid thingz u wanz from ass, witch nou men cood ansr u, xcept teh invisible menz, witch livez not in tihs wrld."

12. N teh kink wus liek WTF! n got angry n stuff, n sed taht oll teh wize menz ov Babylon shood b FUBARd.

13. N cuz teh orda taht oll wize menz shood b FUBARd, Daniel n hiz gang shood b FUBARd 2.

14. Butt Daniel ansrd Arioch hoo wuz chief ov teh kinkz boddygardz.

15. N he axt Arioch "Y u wunz FUBAR mee?" N Arioch tould him y.

16. Tehn Daniel goez 2 teh kink n sed "Iv u givez mee sum tiem, tehn i cun tell u yr dreem. kthx." Butt tihs wuz a bluv.

17. N Daniel goez hom n tould teh gang teh hole storee.

18. Daniel sed "Wee needz help from Invisible Man, taht he tellz ass teh dreem, elz tehy FUBAR ass wiz teh atha wize menz."

19. N @ nite Daniel cood sea teh dreem, n he sed 2 Invisible Man "Thx, u rox!

20. N he sed taht Invisible Man rulez n nose oll pwds n is 1337 n stuff.

21. N taht Invisible Man changz teh tiemez n cronjobz, makez kinkz n pwnz kinkz, n givs wizdom 2 teh wize n brane 2 teh branelezz,

22. taht he nose oll seakritz n nose were teh lite iz in teh darkniz: Itz i n teh frige.

23. N he sed "Thx 4 givin me wizdom n power n cheetcodz n u r 1337, srsly!".

24. Daniel goez 2 Arioch n sed "Stop 2 FUBAR teh wize menz n bring me 2 teh kink, kthx!"

25. Arioch broute Daniel 2 teh kink n sed "Heer is wun ov teh ppl from Joodah hoo sed he nose yr dreem n teh intaprayshun n stuff."

26. N teh kink axt Daniel hoo haz teh codenaim Belteshazzar "You nou mai dreem n teh intaprayshun n stuff, srsly?"

27. N Daniel sed 2 teh kink "Teh adminz n consaltunz n Chaldeanz cunt tell yr seakrit"

28. "Butt Invisible Man is in yr heaven n nose evrything n stuff n he haz showd kink Nebuchadnezzars wut will heppen. N yr dreem n wishinz meen wut?"

29. "Itz not mai wizdom butt Invisible Man haz told me, so u cun heer wut it meenz."

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