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'''1.''' In teh third yeer wen Jehoiakim rulez in Joodah, Nebuchadnezzar hoo waz kink in Babylon camez undo Yeahroosalem n wantz cheezburgr.
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=====Wut Daniel lurnd in Babylon=====
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'''2.''' N teh Invisible Man maed taht Nebuchadnezzar iz in yr toun n zaid gotcha 2 Jehoiakim, an takez a lot ov cheezburgr from Invisible Manz pad n stuff. Tehn he takez teh cheezburgr in teh pad of hiz ovn Invisible Man, witch waz in teh land ov Shinar (not China u n00b).   
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|1=In teh third yeer wen Jehoiakim rulez in Joodah, Nebuchadnezzar, teh kink ov Babylon camez undo Yeahroosalem an wantz cookiez.
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|2=Nebuchadnezzar sed: "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US", an catchz Jehoiakim, an takez lots ov cookiez from Ceiling Catz pad an stuff. Tehn he takez teh cookiez in teh pad of hiz ovn Ceiling Cat, witch wuz in teh land ov Shinar (n0t China u n00b).   
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'''3.''' N teh kink spokez undo Ashpenaz, witch waz teh massa ov teh nutlezz, taht he shoold bring soam kidz from Izrael n prinzes n stuff.
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|3=An teh kink spokez undo Ashpenaz, witch wuz teh massa ov teh nutlezz, taht hee shoold bring soam kidz from Izraelz ppl an prinzes an stuffz.
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|4=Teh kidz shood be kleen an cool an swotz, 2 b cleva enuff 2 giwe teh kink cheezburgr an cood get lolspeak, 2.
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|5=An teh kidz gotz from teh kink cheezburgr an coke an stuff 4 3 yeers, an tehn zey cood meat teh kink.
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'''4.''' Teh kidz shood be kleen n cool n swotz, 2 b cleva enuff 2 giwe teh kink cheezburgr n cood get 13375p3ak, 2.
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|6=An unda teh kidz from Joodah waz teh gang ov Daniel, Hananiah, Mishael an Azariah.
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|7=Teh massa of teh nutlezz sed, yr in ma land, an gawe them 1337 namez: Daniel gotz Belteshazzar an Hananiah gotz Shadrach an Mishael gotz Meshach an Azariah gotz Abednego, butt zey coodnt spell it.
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'''5.''' N teh kidz got from teh kink cheezburgr n coke n stuff 4 3 yeers, n then zey cood meat teh kink.
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|8=An Daniel zaid im in yr land butt yr cheezburgr an coke r crap, srsly, an i getz teh runz.
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|9=Nau teh Ceiling Cat maed taht teh massa of teh nutlezz, hoo waz gay an stuff, lieked Daniel mutch.
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|10=An teh massa zaid: "OMFG i feer teh kink an he haz gawe yoo cheezburgr an coke, an wen yoo look laik scelletnz an oll assa kidz haz fad assez tehn it getz awnkool."
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'''6.''' N unda teh kidz from Joodah waz teh gang ov Daniel, Hananiah, Mishael n Azariah.
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|11=An Daniel chattet wiz Melzar, hoo waz maid the nannie ov teh kidz bai teh massa:
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|12="Can we haz wead an water 4 teh nxt tenn dayez plz? kthx."
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|13="An afta taht wee'll shou up an u can zee hoo lookz betta, wee or teh assa kidz hoo getz teh runz from yr cheezburgr."
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|14=Butt Melzar waz kool and sed: "O RLY?" And hee sed: "Deel!"
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'''7.''' Teh massa of teh nutlezz said, yr in ma land, n gave them 1337 namez: Daniel gotz Belteshazzar n Hananiah gotz Shadrach n Mishael gotz Meshach n Azariah gotz Abednego, butt zey coodnt speek it.
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|15=An afta tenn dayez teh pot headz lookt kool cuz teh kink haz goode wead an teh assa kidz lookt laik n00bz.
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|16=So Melzar sed "LOL" an gawe tehm nou moure cheezburgr an coke butt wead n stuff.
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'''8.''' N Daniel zaid im in yr land butt yr cheezburgr n coke r crap n i get teh runz.
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|17=An teh Ceiling Cat gawe theeze 4 kidz the r00t pwd, an Daniel gotz kool in debuggin an stuff.
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'''9.''' Nou teh Invisible Man maed taht teh massa of teh nutlezz hoo waz gay n stuff laiked Daniel mutch.
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|18=Az teh 3 yeerz wer ova, teh kink wantz to sea oll teh kidz, an teh massa browd tehm 2 teh kink.
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|19=An teh kink speekz wiz teh kidz, butt teh gang wuz mutch kooler tehn teh assa kidz, an so zey wer alloud 2 gawe teh kink cheezburgr an stuff.
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|20=An Daniel newz teh pwds an cheetz an stuff an pwned teh adminz an conzultanz ov teh kink, witch wer oll trollz.
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'''10.''' N teh massa zaid, OMFG i feer teh kink n he haz gawe yoo cheezburgr n coke, n wen yoo look laik scelletnz n oll assa kidz haz fad assez then it getz awnkool.
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|21=So Daniel steiz bai teh kink an eewen till teh first yeer unda kink Cyrus.  
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'''11.''' N Daniel shattet wiz Melzar, witch waz tould bai the massa to maek teh nanny of teh kidz.
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'''12.''' Plz can we haz wead n water 4 teh nxt tenn dayez?
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'''13.''' N afta taht wee'll shou up n u can zee hoo lookz betta, wee or teh assa kidz hoo getz teh runz from yr cheezburgr.
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'''14.''' Butt Melzar waz kool n zaid: O RLY? N he zaid: deel.
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'''15.''' N afta tenn dayez teh pot headz lookt kool cuz teh kink haz goode wead n teh assa kidz lookt laik n00bz.
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'''16.''' So Melzar zaid LOL n gawe tehm nou moure cheezburgr n coke butt wead n stuff.
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'''17.''' N teh Invisible Man gawe theeze 4 kidz the r00t pwd, n Daniel gotz kool in debuggin n stuff.
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'''18.''' Az teh 3 yeerz wer ova, teh kink wantz to zee oll teh kidz, and teh massa browd tehm 2 teh kink.
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'''19.''' N teh kink speekz wiz teh kidz, butt teh gang waz mutch kooler tehn teh assa kidz, n so zey wer alloud 2 gawe teh kink cheezburgr n stuff.
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'''20.''' N Daniel newz teh pwds n cheetz n stuff n pwned teh adminz n conzultanz ov teh kink hoo wer oll trollz.
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'''21:''' So Daniel stayz bai teh king n eewen till teh first yeer when Cyrus rulez.
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Latest revision as of 18:10, 20 October 2007

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Wut Daniel lurnd in Babylon

1 In teh third yeer wen Jehoiakim rulez in Joodah, Nebuchadnezzar, teh kink ov Babylon camez undo Yeahroosalem an wantz cookiez.2 Nebuchadnezzar sed: "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US", an catchz Jehoiakim, an takez lots ov cookiez from Ceiling Catz pad an stuff. Tehn he takez teh cookiez in teh pad of hiz ovn Ceiling Cat, witch wuz in teh land ov Shinar (n0t China u n00b).

3 An teh kink spokez undo Ashpenaz, witch wuz teh massa ov teh nutlezz, taht hee shoold bring soam kidz from Izraelz ppl an prinzes an stuffz.4 Teh kidz shood be kleen an cool an swotz, 2 b cleva enuff 2 giwe teh kink cheezburgr an cood get lolspeak, 2.5 An teh kidz gotz from teh kink cheezburgr an coke an stuff 4 3 yeers, an tehn zey cood meat teh kink.

6 An unda teh kidz from Joodah waz teh gang ov Daniel, Hananiah, Mishael an Azariah.7 Teh massa of teh nutlezz sed, yr in ma land, an gawe them 1337 namez: Daniel gotz Belteshazzar an Hananiah gotz Shadrach an Mishael gotz Meshach an Azariah gotz Abednego, butt zey coodnt spell it.

8 An Daniel zaid im in yr land butt yr cheezburgr an coke r crap, srsly, an i getz teh runz.9 Nau teh Ceiling Cat maed taht teh massa of teh nutlezz, hoo waz gay an stuff, lieked Daniel mutch.10 An teh massa zaid: "OMFG i feer teh kink an he haz gawe yoo cheezburgr an coke, an wen yoo look laik scelletnz an oll assa kidz haz fad assez tehn it getz awnkool."

11 An Daniel chattet wiz Melzar, hoo waz maid the nannie ov teh kidz bai teh massa:12 "Can we haz wead an water 4 teh nxt tenn dayez plz? kthx."13 "An afta taht wee'll shou up an u can zee hoo lookz betta, wee or teh assa kidz hoo getz teh runz from yr cheezburgr."14 Butt Melzar waz kool and sed: "O RLY?" And hee sed: "Deel!"

15 An afta tenn dayez teh pot headz lookt kool cuz teh kink haz goode wead an teh assa kidz lookt laik n00bz.16 So Melzar sed "LOL" an gawe tehm nou moure cheezburgr an coke butt wead n stuff.

17 An teh Ceiling Cat gawe theeze 4 kidz the r00t pwd, an Daniel gotz kool in debuggin an stuff.

18 Az teh 3 yeerz wer ova, teh kink wantz to sea oll teh kidz, an teh massa browd tehm 2 teh kink.19 An teh kink speekz wiz teh kidz, butt teh gang wuz mutch kooler tehn teh assa kidz, an so zey wer alloud 2 gawe teh kink cheezburgr an stuff.20 An Daniel newz teh pwds an cheetz an stuff an pwned teh adminz an conzultanz ov teh kink, witch wer oll trollz.

21 So Daniel steiz bai teh kink an eewen till teh first yeer unda kink Cyrus.

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