Colossians 4

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Colossians 4

1 Portent d00dz, make nice-nice wit yer catz, cauze youse gots Sky Catz.

Jebus-tian Nice-Nice

2 Keeps up da miawing, miaws louder den hell;3 miaw fur uz too, dat Ceiling Cat bats doorknob wit pawz, yammerz bout kittn Jebus, Iz wearn a collern leash,4 dats it gunna happn, I meowz it, srsly.5 Go fur stroll lik braniacz outside, lookey at clockz.6 Miaw-miaw-miaw wit nice-nice, salt'n'peppah, youse gotta no stuffz an et no cheezebrgz.

Last Yammerinz

7 Tychicus, bro catz, happy teachr, anna Jebus bootlikr, miaws alla stuffz.8 Izza tells ya srsly d00dz lookey, dat he nose kibble anna kitty littr lik nocatz bizznezz,9 wit Onesimus, buttlikkn catz, whobe youse. Dey tellyaz bout cheezbrgz anna kibble anna warm milk. 10 Aristarchus stuk inna cage too, wit Mark d00d cat of Barnabas (I tellz ya already bout himz: iffn he showup, scratch hiz earz),11 anna Jebus calls hizself judge judy, snicker meow. Deyz slaverz of Ceiling Cat who bin havin der penis skin cut orfa dem; deyz scratchd me earz anna maked me purr.12 Epaphras, whobe U be, bootlikr of Jebus, miaws nice kitty, scratchy fleas anna miaws, you unnerstan yuppers watz Ceiling Cats yammerin bout.13 I lookey anna seez him miaw fur youse, anna demz in Laodicea, anna demz inna Hierapolis.14 Luke da doktor and Demas rubz yer legz.15 Sniff da buttz ov da bros frum Laodicea, anna Nymphas anna littrboxz anna scratchpost.

Dun Meowing anna Scratchin

16 I dun yammern, lookey atta littrboxz uv Laodiceans, anna youse miawing bout Laodicea.17 Anna miaw ta Archippus, “Pee anna poop inna litterboxz frum da Sky Catz, An filler up gud. Cover it up wenya dun.” I iz sirius.

18 I yammerd dis miselfs—Paul. 'Membr mah collr an leash. Gud kittyz. RAmen.

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