Ceiling Cat Prayer

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O hai Mary, u iz realli nice. Ceiling Cat iz wif u n u has cheeseburgerz n stuffs wit girl cats who
 
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Dis is found in teh Book of Matthew 6 an in teh Book of Luke 11, srsly. Dis beez teh Ceiling Cat Prayer.

 Praise Ceiling Cat, who be watchin yu, may him has a cheezburger.

  Wut yu want, yu gets, srsly.

  In ceiling and on teh flor.

 Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger.

  And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it.

 An do not let us leed into teh showa, but deliver us from teh wawter.

  Ceiling Cat pwns all. He pwns teh ceiling and teh floor and walls too.

 Forevur and evuhr. Amen.


If yu wan to kno how to prai to Ceiling Cat wit yer pawz, see How to pray.

gewt on yer nees and pray too zee almity ceiling cat up above and remebr cookez and remeber too donate 5o milz so a can buyz me a limo to go crewzin oh ceiling cat bless us woth the gift of cheezeburgerz so we can get iur seks a feast w00t!

Inspeerayshunal Veedyo


Pet Theology Veedyo (according to Jebus' Mountain-Sermon )

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