Ceiling Cat Prayer

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Dis is found in teh Book of [[Matthew 6]] an in teh Book of [[Luke 11]], srsly. Dis beez teh Ceiling Cat Prayer.
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''{{indent}}Praise Ceiling Cat, who be watchin yu, may him has a cheezburger.''
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Stevos gonna hit you
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''{{indent}}{{indent}}Wut yu want, yu gets, srsly.''
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All hail stevo, king of the universe
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''{{indent}}{{indent}}In ceiling and on teh flor.''
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give us this day, our daily stevo
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''{{indent}}Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger.''
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''{{indent}}{{indent}}And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it.''
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''{{indent}}An do not let us leed into teh showa, but deliver us from teh wawter.''
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''{{indent}}{{indent}}Ceiling Cat pwns all. He pwns teh ceiling and teh floor and walls too.''
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''{{indent}}Forevur and evuhr. Amen.''
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If yu wan to kno how to prai to Ceiling Cat wit yer pawz, see [[How to pray]].
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gewt on yer nees and pray too zee almity ceiling cat up above  and remebr cookez and remeber too donate 5o milz so a can buyz me a limo to go crewzin
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oh ceiling cat bless us woth the gift of cheezeburgerz so we can get iur seks a feast w00t!
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==== Inspeerayshunal Veedyo ====
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{{#ev:youtube|ikcv9wQKeBs}}
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==== Pet Theology Veedyo (according to Jebus' Mountain-Sermon )====
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{{#ev:youtube|TYmEl2P-Rm4}}
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Revision as of 13:30, 23 April 2008

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Stevos gonna hit you

All hail stevo, king of the universe

give us this day, our daily stevo

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