Angel

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Dis tpc iz nawt en da reelz bible. Thusands uv yrs ago, da Ceiling Cat hads da big fite wit da Basement Cat. All da birdkats hlpd on wun of da sides of da fite, expt fur ten. Theys wuz banshd frum da Ceiling. Theys did not go to da Basement, but they went to the Floor. That wuz when da cheezburgas wuz created by da Ceiling Cat. All da littel kittehs knos dis story of da great Ceiling Cat. Da banshd angls becomes elfs. Da Floor Cats lives peacefully in da Ceiling furs a while. Den, da Adam ands da Eve Floor Cats eats da sacred Cheezburgas frum da sacred grill. Da Floor Cats wuz sent to da Floor as da reslt.

Da creed uv da elfin kats gose like dis. Us hopz ur hppy o elfin cats. We lub u but wesa tinks dat u shood uv helpd da Ceiling Cat or sumwun els. U didunt, nd u wuz sent doun heer, to da Floor. Wells, at leest u wuzunt sent to da Basement. Wesa srry fur u, but wesa cants make a cheezburga fur u. It is agnst da law.

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