Acts 2

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=====Teh HovrCat Has Got To Teh Pentecost=====
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=====Teh HovrCat Has Got To Teh Pennycots=====
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|1=Wen teh day of teh Pentecost came, tey wer all tewgedder in wun plase.
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|1=Wen teh dai of teh Pennycots cam, dey wer togedder in won plays.}}<br />
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|2=OMG! Lowd noysez frum abuv! Teh noyse sounded like teh big windz frum teh ceilin, lol.
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|3=Den litle fire thing com frum teh air and omg it burnz! it burnz! Oh wait, no it dont!
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|4=An HovrCat filded dem all an dey all speek funny, lik "I do say sir, what have we got here? I do believe there are tongues of fire-like substance coming upon our heads and making us speak in quite the funniest way." wtf iz wit dat?
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[[Image:What_u_say.jpeg|thumb|250px|left|''v. 12''  WAI DO THEY SPEEK DIS WAY?!?! WAI?]]
 
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|5=Dey were stayin in teh city of Jerusalem wher many kittehs frum all ovah cam to be fraid of teh Ceiling Cat.
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|2=Den, holy moos, a sawnd lyk many kittehs yellin "MIAO!" cam frum teh ceiling and filld teh hawse wher teh d00ds wuz chillin.}}<BR />
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|6=Wen tey hurd dis sownd a crowd com and was all "wtf" cuz teh oder kittehs were all speakin' funnie.
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|7=Dey wer amezed and they were lik, "Deez men are frum Gallilee, no?
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|8=Why do dey speek so funnie? Lik, in our langwishes and stufs! Srsly!
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|3=Dey sawd lickys of fyre dat cam ovr ther heds and omg it burnz! it burnz! Oh wait, no it dont!}}<br />
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|9=Parthians, an Medes an Elamites; an kittehs frum Mesopotamia, Judea an cappadocia, an Pontus an Asia,
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|10=an Phrygia an Pamphylia, an Egypt an teh partz of teh Libya neer Cyrene. Der were also kittehs frum Rome!
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|11=both teh Jews and teh kittehs who now follow teh Ceiling Cat frum Cretans and Arabic cowntries, hear teh kittehs speakin in der own langishes! Wtf?
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|12=WAI DO THEY SPEEK DIS WAY?!?! WAI?"
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|13=And sum kittehs say "lolz, tey had toooo much catnipz!"
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|4=All of them d00ds wuz feelin' teh Hover Cat,<br />
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an dey all talkd in stranj LOLspeek lik:<br />
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{{indent}}"I do say sir, what have we got here? I do believe there<br />
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{{indent}}are tongues of fire-like substance coming upon our heads.<br />
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{{indent}}and making us speak in quite the funniest way."<br />
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{{indent}}wtf iz wit dat? Cuz teh Hover Cat maed it happn, w00t!}}<br />
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[[Image:What_u_say.jpeg|thumb|250px|left|''v. 12''  WAI DO THEY SPEEK DIS WAY?!?! WAI?]]<br />
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|5=Now teh d00ds wuz chillin in Jerooslum, Joos who feerd teh Ceiling Cat, frum evry nashun undur teh Ceiling, srsly.}}<br />
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|6=Wen dey herd da sawnd, a litter caym and wer lyk, “No Wai!” cuz dey all talkd in weerd LOLspeeks.}}<br />
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|7=Wow'd fer shur, dey axed,"Arnt deez teh d00ds who speekd Gallyleen bfor, watz happnin?}}<br />
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|8=Den haw duz we heerz our naytiv LOLspeeks? Srsly!"}}<br />
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|9=Angoras, an Manxs an Tabbies; an kittehs frum Persia an Abyssinia,}}<br />
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|10=an Ejipt an teh partz of teh Burma neer Siam. Der were also kittehs frum resurch labz!}}<br />
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|11=both teh Joos and da switchies two Joodyizm frum teh feilds an aleewaiz, herd dem,<br />
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"we heer dem myowin' teh 1ders ov teh Ceiling Cat in aur LOLspeeks!”  WTF?}}<br />
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|12=Wow'd and confoozd dey sez, "WAI DO THEY SPEEK DIS WAY?!?! WAI?"}}<br />
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|13=And sum peepl LOL’d at dem and sed:<br />
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“Ya, rite. Dey nom too much gatorade, Srsly.”<br />
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Don wurry, Ceiling Cat pwnz dem peepl l8r. Kthx.}}<br />
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|14=Den Peter stowd up wit teh eleven an sed to teh cwowd: "Oh hai!}}<br />
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|15=Weez not drunk sillee! It be nine ay em, DO NOT WANT!}}<br />
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|16=U know wut Joel teh profitz sez? Wel I tell yu:}}<br />
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|14=Den Peter stowd up wit teh eleven an sed to teh cwowd: "Oh hai!
 
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|15=Weez not drunk sillee! It be nine, DO NOT WANT!
 
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|16=U know wut Joel teh pwofit sez? Wel I tell yu:
 
|17='In teh last daiz, Ceiling Cat sez,<br/>
|17='In teh last daiz, Ceiling Cat sez,<br/>
{{indent}}Im in ur urthz, puurin teh spiritz on all kittehs,<br/>
{{indent}}Im in ur urthz, puurin teh spiritz on all kittehs,<br/>
{{indent}}Ur suns and doters can has profisies,<br/>
{{indent}}Ur suns and doters can has profisies,<br/>
{{indent}}Ur yung kittehs can has fun time in teh eyez!<br/>
{{indent}}Ur yung kittehs can has fun time in teh eyez!<br/>
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{{indent}}Ur old kittehs can has fun time in teh branez!<br/>
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{{indent}}Ur old kittehs can has fun time in teh branez!}}<br/>
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|18=Yo!<br/>{{indent}}I can has be puttin my spiritz on even teh servents! RLY!<br/>{{indent}}And dey can has profisies.
|18=Yo!<br/>{{indent}}I can has be puttin my spiritz on even teh servents! RLY!<br/>{{indent}}And dey can has profisies.
|19=Iz gunna show u all ov teh fun stuffs up in teh Ceilin, srsly.<br/>
|19=Iz gunna show u all ov teh fun stuffs up in teh Ceilin, srsly.<br/>
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|20=Teh big day staw, no moar!<br/>
|20=Teh big day staw, no moar!<br/>
{{indent}}An teh moon can has be all blud and stuffz. Yuk!<br/>
{{indent}}An teh moon can has be all blud and stuffz. Yuk!<br/>
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{{indent}}but den Jesus can has be back! Yayz!
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{{indent}}but den Happy Cat can has be back! Yayz!
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|21=An evewywun who be like "Jesus!" can has cheezburger! Rly!'
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|21=An evewywun who be like "Happy Cat!" can has cheezburger! Rly!'
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|22=Hey kittehs of teh Israel, lissen to dis: Jesus wuz of Ceiling Cat, srsly. He dids ALL teh cool stuffz an stuff.
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|22=Hey kittehs of teh Israel, lissen to dis: Happy Cat wuz of Ceiling Cat, srsly. He doed ALL teh cool stuffz an stuff.
|23=An den yu kill him, rly.
|23=An den yu kill him, rly.
|24=But den Ceiling Cat browt him bac! He can has teh powah! Deths... wuz dat? lol.
|24=But den Ceiling Cat browt him bac! He can has teh powah! Deths... wuz dat? lol.
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|29=Bruddas,I can has wordz that teh David... he is ded.
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|29=Kittehs,I can has wordz that teh David... he is ded.
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|30=But he wuz a profet, srsly. Ceiling Cat sed dat his kittehs one day be on teh thronez.
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|30=But he wuz profet, srsly. Ceiling Cat sed dat his kittehs one day be on teh thronez.
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|31=Den Ceiling Cat wuz all sayin about Baby Jesus raisen frum teh ded!
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|31=Den Ceiling Cat wuz all sayin about Happy Cat raisen frum teh ded!
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|32=Baby Jesus wuz all bac from the ded, yu kno dis. Yu saweded!
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|32=Happy Cat wuz all bac from the ded, yu kno dis. Yu saweded!
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|33=Now Baby Jesus is in teh Ceiling, sittin wif Ceiling Cat.
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|33=Nao hez sittin wif Ceiling Cat.
|34=Nao David, he can has no asenswion to teh Ceiling, but he sed,<br/>{{indent}}Teh Lord sed to mai Lord:<br/>{{indent}}Sit wit me.
|34=Nao David, he can has no asenswion to teh Ceiling, but he sed,<br/>{{indent}}Teh Lord sed to mai Lord:<br/>{{indent}}Sit wit me.
|35=I pwnzor ur enimes! Srsly.'
|35=I pwnzor ur enimes! Srsly.'
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|36="Yo! Lissen! Ceiling Cat madeded Baby Jesus, whom yu makez ded (lols), like teh Ceiling Cat."
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|36="Yo! Lissen! Ceiling Cat madeded Happy Cat, whom yu makez ded (lols), like teh Ceiling Cat."
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|38=Peter sed, "Go get teh baptizeded in teh name of Baby Jesus, lol, an yu can has no mor Invisible Errorz! Den yu can has HovrCat in yu!
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|38=Peter sed, "Go get a waterbath in teh name of Happy Cat, cuz yooz stinks, srsly! an yu can has no mor Invisible Errorz! Den yu can has HovrCat in yu!
|39=Even ur kittenz can has dis. Even dos dat ar all far awai and stufz."
|39=Even ur kittenz can has dis. Even dos dat ar all far awai and stufz."
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|40=Den Peter beez all mean and scoldeded dem for awhilz; den he wuz all, "Sav urself! You can no has corupts generyashun! DO NO WANT!"
|40=Den Peter beez all mean and scoldeded dem for awhilz; den he wuz all, "Sav urself! You can no has corupts generyashun! DO NO WANT!"
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|41=Ovah tree tousund kittehs can has baptizm!
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|41=Ovah tree tousund kittehs can has waterbaths!
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Latest revision as of 13:35, 20 August 2009

New Testament
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Teh HovrCat Has Got To Teh Pennycots

1 Wen teh dai of teh Pennycots cam, dey wer togedder in won plays.

2 Den, holy moos, a sawnd lyk many kittehs yellin "MIAO!" cam frum teh ceiling and filld teh hawse wher teh d00ds wuz chillin.

3 Dey sawd lickys of fyre dat cam ovr ther heds and omg it burnz! it burnz! Oh wait, no it dont!

4 All of them d00ds wuz feelin' teh Hover Cat,
an dey all talkd in stranj LOLspeek lik:
 "I do say sir, what have we got here? I do believe there
 are tongues of fire-like substance coming upon our heads.
 and making us speak in quite the funniest way."
 wtf iz wit dat? Cuz teh Hover Cat maed it happn, w00t!

v. 12 WAI DO THEY SPEEK DIS WAY?!?! WAI?

5 Now teh d00ds wuz chillin in Jerooslum, Joos who feerd teh Ceiling Cat, frum evry nashun undur teh Ceiling, srsly.

6 Wen dey herd da sawnd, a litter caym and wer lyk, “No Wai!” cuz dey all talkd in weerd LOLspeeks.

7 Wow'd fer shur, dey axed,"Arnt deez teh d00ds who speekd Gallyleen bfor, watz happnin?

8 Den haw duz we heerz our naytiv LOLspeeks? Srsly!"

9 Angoras, an Manxs an Tabbies; an kittehs frum Persia an Abyssinia,

10 an Ejipt an teh partz of teh Burma neer Siam. Der were also kittehs frum resurch labz!

11 both teh Joos and da switchies two Joodyizm frum teh feilds an aleewaiz, herd dem,
"we heer dem myowin' teh 1ders ov teh Ceiling Cat in aur LOLspeeks!” WTF?

12 Wow'd and confoozd dey sez, "WAI DO THEY SPEEK DIS WAY?!?! WAI?"

13 And sum peepl LOL’d at dem and sed:
“Ya, rite. Dey nom too much gatorade, Srsly.”
Don wurry, Ceiling Cat pwnz dem peepl l8r. Kthx.

14 Den Peter stowd up wit teh eleven an sed to teh cwowd: "Oh hai!

15 Weez not drunk sillee! It be nine ay em, DO NOT WANT!

16 U know wut Joel teh profitz sez? Wel I tell yu:

17 'In teh last daiz, Ceiling Cat sez,
 Im in ur urthz, puurin teh spiritz on all kittehs,
 Ur suns and doters can has profisies,
 Ur yung kittehs can has fun time in teh eyez!
 Ur old kittehs can has fun time in teh branez!

18 Yo!
 I can has be puttin my spiritz on even teh servents! RLY!
 And dey can has profisies.
19 Iz gunna show u all ov teh fun stuffs up in teh Ceilin, srsly.
 Oh! Yeh! Iz almos can has no memowies. Iz awso gunna show fun stuffz on teh urthz.
 Oh wate, dos not fun! Urthz can has firez an smoke. Kawf! Kawf! DO NOT WANT!
20 Teh big day staw, no moar!
 An teh moon can has be all blud and stuffz. Yuk!
 but den Happy Cat can has be back! Yayz!
21 An evewywun who be like "Happy Cat!" can has cheezburger! Rly!'


22 Hey kittehs of teh Israel, lissen to dis: Happy Cat wuz of Ceiling Cat, srsly. He doed ALL teh cool stuffz an stuff.23 An den yu kill him, rly.24 But den Ceiling Cat browt him bac! He can has teh powah! Deths... wuz dat? lol.25 Dis iz wut David sed:
 'Ceiling Cat alwayz be wit me, kinda creepy
26 but oober asum!27 Cuz u no leev me 4 woomun,
 Ceiling Cat, even if her chesticlz be hyoooooj!!
28 You teechz me 2 not suck'

29 Kittehs,I can has wordz that teh David... he is ded.30 But he wuz profet, srsly. Ceiling Cat sed dat his kittehs one day be on teh thronez.31 Den Ceiling Cat wuz all sayin about Happy Cat raisen frum teh ded!32 Happy Cat wuz all bac from the ded, yu kno dis. Yu saweded!33 Nao hez sittin wif Ceiling Cat.34 Nao David, he can has no asenswion to teh Ceiling, but he sed,
 Teh Lord sed to mai Lord:
 Sit wit me.
35 I pwnzor ur enimes! Srsly.'

36 "Yo! Lissen! Ceiling Cat madeded Happy Cat, whom yu makez ded (lols), like teh Ceiling Cat."

37 Den teh oddah kittehs mewed and beez lik, "omfg! Wut can has we be doin?"

38 Peter sed, "Go get a waterbath in teh name of Happy Cat, cuz yooz stinks, srsly! an yu can has no mor Invisible Errorz! Den yu can has HovrCat in yu!39 Even ur kittenz can has dis. Even dos dat ar all far awai and stufz."

40 Den Peter beez all mean and scoldeded dem for awhilz; den he wuz all, "Sav urself! You can no has corupts generyashun! DO NO WANT!"41 Ovah tree tousund kittehs can has waterbaths!

Teh Fewoship of teh Beweevaws

42 Den dey gotz cookiez an dey praid and lissen to teh oder kittehs43 Everywun wuz all happeh and teh apawsles didz a majic sho, srsly.44 An dey wer all frenz, lol.45 Dey sell stuffz like blanketz and oder stuffz, an dey giv stufz to poor kittehz.46 Evewy day dey met an went an had sleep ovahs and slumbah partayz an dey eated cookiez!47 Dey worshipz Ceiling Cat an den he wuz all happeh an teh apawsles can has moar saveded kittehs!

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