3 John 1

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|1=The Eldr, 2 mah dear frend gaius, whom I luv in da truth.<br>
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|1=In teh beginning there woz a Meow, and teh Meow was with Ceiling Cat, and teh Meow woz Ceiling Cat.
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|2=Dear frend, I pray dat u cud enjoy gud health an dat all cud go well wif u, even as ur soul iz gettin along well.<br>
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|2=Meow woz alwayz with Ceiling Cat coz they were tight
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|3=It gaev me great joy 2 has sum brothers come an tell bout ur faithfulnes 2 teh truth an how u continue 2 walk in da truth.<br>
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|3=Ceiling Cat made everthin' coz he wuz bored
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|4=I has no greatr joy than 2 hear dat mah children r walkin in da truth.<br>
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|4=Ceiling Cat ate sum men, an they woz in him
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|5=Dear frend, u r faithful in wut u r doin 4 da brothers, even though they r strangers 2 u.<br>
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|5=Satan Puppeh did nawt unerstan'
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|6=They has told teh church bout ur luv. U will do well 2 send them on their wai in mannr worthy ov Ceilin Cat.<br>
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|6=Ceiling Cat spat up one manz who iz cald John
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|7=It wuz 4 da saek ov teh naym dat they went out, receivin no halp frum teh paganz.<br>
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|7=He sez: OMGZ! I HAZ SEEN CEILING CAT!
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|8=We ought therefore 2 show hospitality 2 such doodz so dat we cud werk togethr 4 da truth.<br>
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|8=He wozn't as l33t as Ceiling Cat tho
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|9=I wrote 2 teh church, but diotrefez, hoo lovez 2 be furst, will has nothin 2 do wif us.<br>
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|9=Ceiling Cat alrdy left teh earth-party
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|10=So if i come, im gonna call attenshun 2 wut he iz doin, gosipin maliciously bout us. Not satisfid wid dat, he refusez 2 welcom teh brothers. He also stops dose hoo wants 2 do so an puts them out ov teh church.<br>
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|10=No1 besids John new wot Ceiling Cat lookd like tho
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|11=Dear frend, do not imitate wut iz evil but wut iz gud. Anyone hoo doez wut iz gud iz frum Ceilin Cat. Anyone hoo doez wut iz evil has not seen Ceilin Cat.<br>
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|11=So they didn't say HAI! An now Ceiling Cat waz all: Why u no says HAI?
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|12=Demetrius iz well spoken ov by evryone—an even by teh truth itself. We also speek well ov him, an u knoe dat r testimony iz true.<br>
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|12=If u says HAI! 2 Ceiling Cat he will purr 4 u cause it makez him happeh
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|13=I has mutch 2 rite u, but i no wants 2 do so wif pen an ink.<br>
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|13=But u can't be bornz of teh manz, u must be bornz of teh Ceiling Cat
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|14=I hope 2 c u soon, an we will talk face 2 face. Peace 2 u. Teh frenz her send their greetings. Greet teh frenz thar by naym.
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|14=When Ceiling Cat came to teh earth-party John sed: OMGZ! I HAZ SEEN CEILING CAT!
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|15=Then he kept trying to point him out but no1 saw him
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|16=He went on about all of Ceiling Cat's g00d wurks
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|17=An den went on 'bout laws and shit
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|18=Den he said: Actually, I haz not seen Ceiling Cat.
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|19=Teh priests all went to see John and sed: Who are you?
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|20=Den he stood on a table and shouted: I IZ NOT TEH CHRIST KITTY!
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|21=Teh people said: Stfu! Who are u?!
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|22=An cuz John wudent giv a strait anzer tey aksd agin
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|23=An John sed: I am a disimbodeed voyce in teh desert
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|24=An teh preistz
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|25=sed: r u high?
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|26=John sez: No, I baptize wit water even tho Ceiling Cat hates it
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|27=An ther iz one wit u whos sandles I wont tuch kthxbai!
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|28=BTW! They woz in Jordan
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1 In teh beginning there woz a Meow, and teh Meow was with Ceiling Cat, and teh Meow woz Ceiling Cat.2 Meow woz alwayz with Ceiling Cat coz they were tight3 Ceiling Cat made everthin' coz he wuz bored4 Ceiling Cat ate sum men, an they woz in him5 Satan Puppeh did nawt unerstan'6 Ceiling Cat spat up one manz who iz cald John7 He sez: OMGZ! I HAZ SEEN CEILING CAT!8 He wozn't as l33t as Ceiling Cat tho9 Ceiling Cat alrdy left teh earth-party10 No1 besids John new wot Ceiling Cat lookd like tho11 So they didn't say HAI! An now Ceiling Cat waz all: Why u no says HAI?12 If u says HAI! 2 Ceiling Cat he will purr 4 u cause it makez him happeh13 But u can't be bornz of teh manz, u must be bornz of teh Ceiling Cat14 When Ceiling Cat came to teh earth-party John sed: OMGZ! I HAZ SEEN CEILING CAT!15 Then he kept trying to point him out but no1 saw him16 He went on about all of Ceiling Cat's g00d wurks17 An den went on 'bout laws and shit18 Den he said: Actually, I haz not seen Ceiling Cat.19 Teh priests all went to see John and sed: Who are you?20 Den he stood on a table and shouted: I IZ NOT TEH CHRIST KITTY!21 Teh people said: Stfu! Who are u?!22 An cuz John wudent giv a strait anzer tey aksd agin23 An John sed: I am a disimbodeed voyce in teh desert24 An teh preistz25 sed: r u high?26 John sez: No, I baptize wit water even tho Ceiling Cat hates it27 An ther iz one wit u whos sandles I wont tuch kthxbai!28 BTW! They woz in Jordan

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