3 John 1

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|1=In teh beginning there woz a Meow, and teh Meow was with Ceiling Cat, and teh Meow woz Ceiling Cat.
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|1=The Eldr, 2 mah dear frend gaius, whom I luv in da truth.<br>
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|2=Meow woz alwayz with Ceiling Cat coz they were tight
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|2=Dear frend, I pray dat u cud enjoy gud health an dat all cud go well wif u, even as ur soul iz gettin along well.<br>
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|3=Ceiling Cat made everthin' coz he wuz bored
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|3=It gaev me great joy 2 has sum brothers come an tell bout ur faithfulnes 2 teh truth an how u continue 2 walk in da truth.<br>
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|4=Ceiling Cat ate sum men, an they woz in him
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|4=I has no greatr joy than 2 hear dat mah children r walkin in da truth.<br>
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|5=Satan Puppeh did nawt unerstan'
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|5=Dear frend, u r faithful in wut u r doin 4 da brothers, even though they r strangers 2 u.<br>
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|6=Ceiling Cat spat up one manz who iz cald John
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|6=They has told teh church bout ur luv. U will do well 2 send them on their wai in mannr worthy ov Ceilin Cat.<br>
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|7=He sez: OMGZ! I HAZ SEEN CEILING CAT!
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|7=It wuz 4 da saek ov teh naym dat they went out, receivin no halp frum teh paganz.<br>
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|8=He wozn't as l33t as Ceiling Cat tho
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|8=We ought therefore 2 show hospitality 2 such doodz so dat we cud werk togethr 4 da truth.<br>
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|9=Ceiling Cat alrdy left teh earth-party
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|9=I wrote 2 teh church, but diotrefez, hoo lovez 2 be furst, will has nothin 2 do wif us.<br>
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|10=No1 besids John new wot Ceiling Cat lookd like tho
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|10=So if i come, im gonna call attenshun 2 wut he iz doin, gosipin maliciously bout us. Not satisfid wid dat, he refusez 2 welcom teh brothers. He also stops dose hoo wants 2 do so an puts them out ov teh church.<br>
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|11=So they didn't say HAI! An now Ceiling Cat waz all: Why u no says HAI?
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|11=Dear frend, do not imitate wut iz evil but wut iz gud. Anyone hoo doez wut iz gud iz frum Ceilin Cat. Anyone hoo doez wut iz evil has not seen Ceilin Cat.<br>
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|12=If u says HAI! 2 Ceiling Cat he will purr 4 u cause it makez him happeh
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|12=Demetrius iz well spoken ov by evryone—an even by teh truth itself. We also speek well ov him, an u knoe dat r testimony iz true.<br>
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|13=But u can't be bornz of teh manz, u must be bornz of teh Ceiling Cat
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|13=I has mutch 2 rite u, but i no wants 2 do so wif pen an ink.<br>
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|14=When Ceiling Cat came to teh earth-party John sed: OMGZ! I HAZ SEEN CEILING CAT!
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|14=I hope 2 c u soon, an we will talk face 2 face. Peace 2 u. Teh frenz her send their greetings. Greet teh frenz thar by naym.
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|15=Then he kept trying to point him out but no1 saw him
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|16=He went on about all of Ceiling Cat's g00d wurks
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|17=An den went on 'bout laws and shit
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|18=Den he said: Actually, I haz not seen Ceiling Cat.
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|19=Teh priests all went to see John and sed: Who are you?
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|20=Den he stood on a table and shouted: I IZ NOT TEH CHRIST KITTY!
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|21=Teh people said: Stfu! Who are u?!
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|22=An cuz John wudent giv a strait anzer tey aksd agin
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|23=An John sed: I am a disimbodeed voyce in teh desert
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|24=An teh preistz
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|25=sed: r u high?
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|26=John sez: No, I baptize wit water even tho Ceiling Cat hates it
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|27=An ther iz one wit u whos sandles I wont tuch kthxbai!
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|28=BTW! They woz in Jordan
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Revision as of 21:28, 5 November 2007

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1 The Eldr, 2 mah dear frend gaius, whom I luv in da truth.
2 Dear frend, I pray dat u cud enjoy gud health an dat all cud go well wif u, even as ur soul iz gettin along well.
3 It gaev me great joy 2 has sum brothers come an tell bout ur faithfulnes 2 teh truth an how u continue 2 walk in da truth.
4 I has no greatr joy than 2 hear dat mah children r walkin in da truth.
5 Dear frend, u r faithful in wut u r doin 4 da brothers, even though they r strangers 2 u.
6 They has told teh church bout ur luv. U will do well 2 send them on their wai in mannr worthy ov Ceilin Cat.
7 It wuz 4 da saek ov teh naym dat they went out, receivin no halp frum teh paganz.
8 We ought therefore 2 show hospitality 2 such doodz so dat we cud werk togethr 4 da truth.
9 I wrote 2 teh church, but diotrefez, hoo lovez 2 be furst, will has nothin 2 do wif us.
10 So if i come, im gonna call attenshun 2 wut he iz doin, gosipin maliciously bout us. Not satisfid wid dat, he refusez 2 welcom teh brothers. He also stops dose hoo wants 2 do so an puts them out ov teh church.
11 Dear frend, do not imitate wut iz evil but wut iz gud. Anyone hoo doez wut iz gud iz frum Ceilin Cat. Anyone hoo doez wut iz evil has not seen Ceilin Cat.
12 Demetrius iz well spoken ov by evryone—an even by teh truth itself. We also speek well ov him, an u knoe dat r testimony iz true.
13 I has mutch 2 rite u, but i no wants 2 do so wif pen an ink.
14 I hope 2 c u soon, an we will talk face 2 face. Peace 2 u. Teh frenz her send their greetings. Greet teh frenz thar by naym.

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