3 John 1

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|1=In teh beginning there woz a Meow, and teh Meow was with Ceiling Cat, and teh Meow woz Ceiling Cat.
|1=In teh beginning there woz a Meow, and teh Meow was with Ceiling Cat, and teh Meow woz Ceiling Cat.
|2=Meow woz alwayz with Ceiling Cat coz they were tight
|2=Meow woz alwayz with Ceiling Cat coz they were tight
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|3=Ceiling Cat made everything coz he's bored
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|3=Ceiling Cat made everthin' coz he wuz bored
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|4=Ceiling Cat ate sum men, they woz in him
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|4=Ceiling Cat ate sum men, an they woz in him
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|5=Satan kitty did not understand
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|5=Satan Puppeh did nawt unerstan'
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|6=Ceiling cat spat up one man called John
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|6=Ceiling Cat spat up one manz who iz cald John
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|7=He sez: I HAZ SEEN CEILING KITTY
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|7=He sez: OMGZ! I HAZ SEEN CEILING CAT!
|8=He wozn't as l33t as Ceiling Cat tho
|8=He wozn't as l33t as Ceiling Cat tho
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|9=Ceiling Cat already left teh earth-party
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|9=Ceiling Cat alrdy left teh earth-party
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|10=No one else knew wot Ceiling Kitty looked like tho
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|10=No1 besids John new wot Ceiling Cat lookd like tho
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|11=So they didn't say HAI! Ceiling Kitty was upset
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|11=So they didn't say HAI! An now Ceiling Cat waz all: Why u no says HAI?
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|12=If you say hai to Ceiling Kitty he will purr
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|12=If u says HAI! 2 Ceiling Cat he will purr 4 u cause it makez him happeh
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|13=But u can't be born of a human, you must be born of Ceiling Kitty
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|13=But u can't be bornz of teh manz, u must be bornz of teh Ceiling Cat
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|14=When Ceiling Kitty came to teh earth-party John sed: I haz seen Ceiling Kitty!
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|14=When Ceiling Cat came to teh earth-party John sed: OMGZ! I HAZ SEEN CEILING CAT!
|15=Then he kept trying to point him out but no1 saw him
|15=Then he kept trying to point him out but no1 saw him
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|16=He went on about all of Ceiling Kitty's g00d wurks
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|16=He went on about all of Ceiling Cat's g00d wurks
|17=An den went on 'bout laws and shit
|17=An den went on 'bout laws and shit
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|18=Den he said: Actually, I haz not seen Ceiling Kitty.
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|18=Den he said: Actually, I haz not seen Ceiling Cat.
|19=Teh priests all went to see John and sed: Who are you?
|19=Teh priests all went to see John and sed: Who are you?
|20=Den he stood on a table and shouted: I IZ NOT TEH CHRIST KITTY!
|20=Den he stood on a table and shouted: I IZ NOT TEH CHRIST KITTY!
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|21=Teh people said: Stfu! Who are you?
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|21=Teh people said: Stfu! Who are u?!
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|22=An cuz John wouldnt give a straight answer they asked again
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|22=An cuz John wudent giv a strait anzer tey aksd agin
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|23=An John sed: I am a disembodied voice in teh desert
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|23=An John sed: I am a disimbodeed voyce in teh desert
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|24=An teh priests
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|24=An teh preistz
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|25=sed: R you high?
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|25=sed: r u high?
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|26=John sez: No, I baptize wit water even tho Ceiling Kitty hates it
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|26=John sez: No, I baptize wit water even tho Ceiling Cat hates it
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|27=An there is one with u whose sandals I wont touch kthanx!
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|27=An ther iz one wit u whos sandles I wont tuch kthxbai!
|28=BTW! They woz in Jordan
|28=BTW! They woz in Jordan
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1 In teh beginning there woz a Meow, and teh Meow was with Ceiling Cat, and teh Meow woz Ceiling Cat.2 Meow woz alwayz with Ceiling Cat coz they were tight3 Ceiling Cat made everthin' coz he wuz bored4 Ceiling Cat ate sum men, an they woz in him5 Satan Puppeh did nawt unerstan'6 Ceiling Cat spat up one manz who iz cald John7 He sez: OMGZ! I HAZ SEEN CEILING CAT!8 He wozn't as l33t as Ceiling Cat tho9 Ceiling Cat alrdy left teh earth-party10 No1 besids John new wot Ceiling Cat lookd like tho11 So they didn't say HAI! An now Ceiling Cat waz all: Why u no says HAI?12 If u says HAI! 2 Ceiling Cat he will purr 4 u cause it makez him happeh13 But u can't be bornz of teh manz, u must be bornz of teh Ceiling Cat14 When Ceiling Cat came to teh earth-party John sed: OMGZ! I HAZ SEEN CEILING CAT!15 Then he kept trying to point him out but no1 saw him16 He went on about all of Ceiling Cat's g00d wurks17 An den went on 'bout laws and shit18 Den he said: Actually, I haz not seen Ceiling Cat.19 Teh priests all went to see John and sed: Who are you?20 Den he stood on a table and shouted: I IZ NOT TEH CHRIST KITTY!21 Teh people said: Stfu! Who are u?!22 An cuz John wudent giv a strait anzer tey aksd agin23 An John sed: I am a disimbodeed voyce in teh desert24 An teh preistz25 sed: r u high?26 John sez: No, I baptize wit water even tho Ceiling Cat hates it27 An ther iz one wit u whos sandles I wont tuch kthxbai!28 BTW! They woz in Jordan

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