3 John 1

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|1=In teh beginning there woz a Meow, and teh Meow was with Ceiling Cat, and teh Meow woz Ceiling Cat.
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|1=Teh old kitteh Gaius, iz luvvin him, srsly.
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|2=Meow woz alwayz with Ceiling Cat coz they were tight
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|2=Iz wishun joo all teh gud thingz, and yr inneh kitteh iz gud 2.
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|3=Ceiling Cat made everthin' coz he wuz bored
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|3=I has parteh, wehn iz knowun joo is gud leik cheezburguz.
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|4=Ceiling Cat ate sum men, an they woz in him
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|4=For I has no bigguh parteh dan for teh cheezburgeh.
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|5=Satan Puppeh did nawt unerstan'
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|6=Ceiling Cat spat up one manz who iz cald John
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|7=He sez: OMGZ! I HAZ SEEN CEILING CAT!
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|8=He wozn't as l33t as Ceiling Cat tho
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|9=Ceiling Cat alrdy left teh earth-party
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|10=No1 besids John new wot Ceiling Cat lookd like tho
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|11=So they didn't say HAI! An now Ceiling Cat waz all: Why u no says HAI?
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|12=If u says HAI! 2 Ceiling Cat he will purr 4 u cause it makez him happeh
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|13=But u can't be bornz of teh manz, u must be bornz of teh Ceiling Cat
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|14=When Ceiling Cat came to teh earth-party John sed: OMGZ! I HAZ SEEN CEILING CAT!
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|15=Then he kept trying to point him out but no1 saw him
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|16=He went on about all of Ceiling Cat's g00d wurks
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|17=An den went on 'bout laws and shit
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|18=Den he said: Actually, I haz not seen Ceiling Cat.
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|19=Teh priests all went to see John and sed: Who are you?
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|20=Den he stood on a table and shouted: I IZ NOT TEH CHRIST KITTY!
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|21=Teh people said: Stfu! Who are u?!
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|22=An cuz John wudent giv a strait anzer tey aksd agin
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|23=An John sed: I am a disimbodeed voyce in teh desert
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|24=An teh preistz
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|25=sed: r u high?
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|26=John sez: No, I baptize wit water even tho Ceiling Cat hates it
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|27=An ther iz one wit u whos sandles I wont tuch kthxbai!
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|28=BTW! They woz in Jordan
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|5=Joo iz gud 2 us kittehz an to everywun
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|6=An they is winussin dis an is joing joo in worshuppun teh Ceiling cat.
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|7=Jus cus of his namez and nuthun 2 do wiv teh Gentiles.
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|8=All us kittehs shuld be leik joo, an help ottahs worshup.
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|9=Iz meowed at Diotrephes but him dusnt listen.
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|10=Iz gonna remember him cus he is dus teh bad things an meowz bad meowz an is sayin other kitteh iznt allowud 2 worshup.
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|11=Dun folluw teh eval kitteh. Him taht dus gud folluhs teh Ceiling Cat, kitteh taht dus eval cant see teh Ceiling Cat.
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|12=Demetrius iz meowin gud thingz about kittehs an truthz an this iz writteneded down.
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|13=I wus also goin teh writeded stuff, but iznt gun to now.
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|14=Instaed iz gunna meow it 2 yr facez.
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|15=Paece 2 joo, hai 2 joo an yr frendz.
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Latest revision as of 15:46, 13 June 2011

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1 Teh old kitteh Gaius, iz luvvin him, srsly.2 Iz wishun joo all teh gud thingz, and yr inneh kitteh iz gud 2.3 I has parteh, wehn iz knowun joo is gud leik cheezburguz.4 For I has no bigguh parteh dan for teh cheezburgeh.

5 Joo iz gud 2 us kittehz an to everywun6 An they is winussin dis an is joing joo in worshuppun teh Ceiling cat.7 Jus cus of his namez and nuthun 2 do wiv teh Gentiles.8 All us kittehs shuld be leik joo, an help ottahs worshup.

9 Iz meowed at Diotrephes but him dusnt listen.10 Iz gonna remember him cus he is dus teh bad things an meowz bad meowz an is sayin other kitteh iznt allowud 2 worshup.

11 Dun folluw teh eval kitteh. Him taht dus gud folluhs teh Ceiling Cat, kitteh taht dus eval cant see teh Ceiling Cat.12 Demetrius iz meowin gud thingz about kittehs an truthz an this iz writteneded down.

13 I wus also goin teh writeded stuff, but iznt gun to now.14 Instaed iz gunna meow it 2 yr facez.

15 Paece 2 joo, hai 2 joo an yr frendz.


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