3 John 1

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|1=In teh beginning there woz a Meow, and teh Meow was with Ceiling Cat, and teh Meow woz Ceiling Cat.
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|1=Teh old kitteh Gaius, iz luvvin him, srsly.
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|2=Meow woz alwayz with Ceiling Cat coz they were tight
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|2=Iz wishun joo all teh gud thingz, and yr inneh kitteh iz gud 2.
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|3=Ceiling Cat made everything coz he's bored
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|3=I has parteh, wehn iz knowun joo is gud leik cheezburguz.
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|4=Ceiling Cat ate sum men, they woz in him
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|4=For I has no bigguh parteh dan for teh cheezburgeh.
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|5=Satan kitty did not understand
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|6=Ceiling cat spat up one man called John
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|7=He sez: I HAZ SEEN CEILING KITTY
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|8=He wozn't as l33t as Ceiling Cat tho
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|5=Joo iz gud 2 us kittehz an to everywun
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|9=Ceiling Cat already left teh earth-party
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|6=An they is winussin dis an is joing joo in worshuppun teh Ceiling cat.
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|10=No one else knew wot Ceiling Kitty looked like tho
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|7=Jus cus of his namez and nuthun 2 do wiv teh Gentiles.
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|11=So they didn't say HAI! Ceiling Kitty was upset
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|8=All us kittehs shuld be leik joo, an help ottahs worshup.
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|12=If you say hai to Ceiling Kitty he will purr
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|13=But u can't be born of a human, you must be born of Ceiling Kitty
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|14=When Ceiling Kitty came to teh earth-party John sed: I haz seen Ceiling Kitty!
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|15=Then he kept trying to point him out but no1 saw him
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|9=Iz meowed at Diotrephes but him dusnt listen.
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|16=He went on about all of Ceiling Kitty's g00d wurks
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|10=Iz gonna remember him cus he is dus teh bad things an meowz bad meowz an is sayin other kitteh iznt allowud 2 worshup.
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|17=An den went on 'bout laws and shit
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|18=Den he said: Actually, I haz not seen Ceiling Kitty.
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|19=Teh priests all went to see John and sed: Who are you?
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|20=Den he stood on a table and shouted: I IZ NOT TEH CHRIST KITTY!
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|11=Dun folluw teh eval kitteh. Him taht dus gud folluhs teh Ceiling Cat, kitteh taht dus eval cant see teh Ceiling Cat.
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|21=Teh people said: Stfu! Who are you?
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|12=Demetrius iz meowin gud thingz about kittehs an truthz an this iz writteneded down.
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|22=An cuz John wouldnt give a straight answer they asked again
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|23=An John sed: I am a disembodied voice in teh desert
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|24=An teh priests
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|25=sed: R you high?
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|13=I wus also goin teh writeded stuff, but iznt gun to now.
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|26=John sez: No, I baptize wit water even tho Ceiling Kitty hates it
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|14=Instaed iz gunna meow it 2 yr facez.
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|27=An there is one with u whose sandals I wont touch kthanx!
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|28=BTW! They woz in Jordan}}
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|15=Paece 2 joo, hai 2 joo an yr frendz.
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Latest revision as of 15:46, 13 June 2011

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1 Teh old kitteh Gaius, iz luvvin him, srsly.2 Iz wishun joo all teh gud thingz, and yr inneh kitteh iz gud 2.3 I has parteh, wehn iz knowun joo is gud leik cheezburguz.4 For I has no bigguh parteh dan for teh cheezburgeh.

5 Joo iz gud 2 us kittehz an to everywun6 An they is winussin dis an is joing joo in worshuppun teh Ceiling cat.7 Jus cus of his namez and nuthun 2 do wiv teh Gentiles.8 All us kittehs shuld be leik joo, an help ottahs worshup.

9 Iz meowed at Diotrephes but him dusnt listen.10 Iz gonna remember him cus he is dus teh bad things an meowz bad meowz an is sayin other kitteh iznt allowud 2 worshup.

11 Dun folluw teh eval kitteh. Him taht dus gud folluhs teh Ceiling Cat, kitteh taht dus eval cant see teh Ceiling Cat.12 Demetrius iz meowin gud thingz about kittehs an truthz an this iz writteneded down.

13 I wus also goin teh writeded stuff, but iznt gun to now.14 Instaed iz gunna meow it 2 yr facez.

15 Paece 2 joo, hai 2 joo an yr frendz.


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