2 Timothy 4

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1 Wit’ Ceiling Cat an Jeebus, whos be judging de liffin an de ded watchin us, an espektin Jeebus cumin an roolin, I sez dis to u.

2 Beez preechin; beez reddy all de tiem; beez naggin, pesterin an pushin – dontz be gettin mad, an be gud teechr, srsly.3 Tiems iz cumin wen kittehs don’t lissen to Ceiling Cat’s teechin. Dey getz udder teachers sais stuff dey lieks better.4 Deys ignorin truut an bleevin stooped doggeh storeiz.5 But U, U don freeks out, putz up wif bad stuffs, do ur wurk ov teechin’ bout Jeebus, do all ur wurkz

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Hao Iz feelin'

6 Iz not feelin so well, akshuly. Iz thinkin tiem fer las trip to de vet.7 Iz ben gud kitteh8 Nao I getz cheezburgers ferever in heven, wen Jeebus givz dem to meh – an not just meh, but fer all kittehs who wants hims cheezburgers reel bad.

Comes to vizit

9 U tries to come visit meh, kthx,10 cause Demas, he tinks der iz cheezburgers in Thessalonica, so he goed der. Crescens goed to Galatia an Titus goed to Dalmatia.11 Ony Luke stayed wit meh. U getz Mark an brings him wit you heer, cuz he bees a hep in mai wurkz.12 I sended Tychicus to Ephesus13 Wen u cumz, brinz mai coat I leevz wit Carpus at Troas, an mai buks, specially de gud onez.

Meen kittehs

14 Alexander de foil-chewin kitteh was meen to meh. Ceilin Cat will gets him fer dat.15 U looks aot fer him, hez enamie uv our wurkz

Ai goes to vet

16 Wen I furst goed to vet, nobuddy helpded me, all de kittehs rans awai. I hops Ceiling Cat forgives dem17 Jeebus wuz wit meh an givded meh strongness, so Iz cud preech lader an all de kittehs can heer. I scaped de eevil doggehs18 Jeebus saves meh frum de doggehs an brings meh save to Kingdum ov Heven. Jeebus rocks!

Sais uv "O Hai"

19 U says “O Hai”fer me to Priscilla and Aquila and de kittehs who lives wit Onesiphorus.20 Erastus iz still in Corinth, an I sneekded awai frum Trophimus wen he is at vet in Miletus.21 Hury heer bfore it snowz. Eubulus sais “O hai” to you, an so do Pudens, Linus, Claudia an all de kittehs.

22 Jeebus beez wit ur spirit. Jeebus luvs u.

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