2 Timothy 3

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  1. Do noes beh st00pid. Hard tymz iz hapinin. Teh end iz cloes, an kittehs dat wantz othr kitteh's cheezburgers, an haz meen leik Basement Cat, dat iz not like Serious Cat abowt Ceiling Cat, haz mowr hard tymz. Kittehs dat mew toylut werdz, dat beh killin kittehs and byrdeez, dat haz teh butsecks meak laff ov rellijun an Jebus. No haz fud wit dem. Stay awai.
  2. Kittehs leik dat tak advantuge ov de nidi gurl kittehs. Gurl kittehs dat haz invisible error an dey haz falsh rellijun, no iz truf. Dey no haz brayn. Iz st00pid. MosesCat pwned Egyptian kittehs. Dos kittehs leik Basement Cat, and Ceilling Cat sez dey no can haz ceiling, but basement.
  3. U lern leik Serious Cat. Lern mowr abowt luv, lif, truble, fayth, an suffr in mai greef wif meh. U noes dat Ceiling Cat gavz meh the lif. Enny kitteh dat wantz lif fah Ceiling Cat iz not leiked by Basement Cat. No lie, srsly! His minyunz maekz laffs ov Jebus. Dey maek rellijun ov eet. For awl teh dais Basement Cat an minyonz r on urf, lif haz hard tymz.
  4. But beh leik Serious Cat! Yu lerned an noe beeleev! Yu eaded Ceiling Cat's werds wif Mama Cat's mylk! Dere is nufin leik Ceiling Cat's werd to leed yu to ur salvashun! Yu can haz fayth in Jebus. Evewy werd ov teh Holee Werdz haz purpus. It haz truf, fridum of invisible error, traynz us to haz lif in Jebus. Frew teh Holee Werdz, we can haz teh purpus of Ceiling Cat.
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