2 Peter 1

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1 Oh hai. Da d00d Symn P3tr of teh kitteh Jeesus sais oh hai to da kittehs of da faif, srsly.2 u may has cheezburgr cuz noin teh Jeesus and teh Ceiling Cat.

3 Teh ceiling cat haz maided so us can haz cheezburgrz n burdiez n gusshee fudz n stuffz cuz we lieks hym n he sais o hai.4 He haz prommissed us can haz cheezburgrs n can haz plays in his big littr boks cuz we iz gud n no covrd in pewpeez liek othr d00dz.5 N be gud and lernz cuz lernin iz gudz,6 cuz lernin iz what Cieling Cat lieks, kthx.7 N we be nise to brudder kittehs n givs tehm cheezburgr when othr d00dz hav takn tehr bukkit.8 Eff u be nise n doed tehse stuffs, u can haz bebes n gud stuffs frm ur d00d Jeesus. Fo relz!

9 D00dz taht r meen n dont rispekt tah d00d Jeesus r stoopid n can loose tehr bukkits, tho.10 Srsly, be nise n u can no b pwnd.11 U can has Ceiling Cat's littr boks wif teh d00d Jeesus.

12 U r all liek, "Oh hai, we no all tihs kthxbai!" But I can has tel u agin cuz u neid 2 no stuffs.13 Whyle mai pawz b n ur base I wil tel u stuffs agin,14 noing taht Jeesus sho me taht I no b n ur base 4evr.

15 Aftr I git pwnd I can has u no tehse stuffs so u can git mad l00t whyle otehr d00dz iz liek "Oh noes, we be gttn pwnd!"16 We no maided up harblls to maided u thnk rong stuffs,17 cuz the d00d Jeesus is 4 reel, srsly. Ceiling Cat is all liek, "Tihs b mai d00d 4 reelz!"18 We herd hym maow frum teh ceiling whens we wuz on teh tabletop, n nos 4 shur tihs 4 reel. Omg srsly.

19 We no taht u belieffers has a flashlight in ur bellies n can has seein n evn teh darkest kichin.20 Noin taht tehse wordz iz no up 4 d-bate, but can has 1 enterperashun.21 Cuz the prfessy wuz no all old n crsty liek old toona cans but wuz fresh n noo liek gushy fudz. Kthx.

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