2 Corinthians 13

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Paulcat tells teh Corinthicatz 2 b raichous an liv in peece.

1 Dis teh thurd tiem Iz coeming 2 yu. Evry wurd willz b stablisht in teh mouf uv 2 or 3 witnusez.


2 Iz tole yuz befor an I tellz yuz agin fer teh fyoochur liek as if I wuz der wif yu, but Iz not der, soze I rite dis 2 doze catz whoo has sind, an all teh othr kittehz who no can has chzburger when I coem bak:3 Becuz yuz wants pruf taht teh Jesuz tlaks thru me, an yu wants taht teh pruf is ril strong, no?4 Wul, evn tho Jesuz wuz crusifaid becuz uv teh weak kittehz, him still liv becuz uv teh Ceiling Cat. An we iz all weak kittehz 2, but we can liv wif teh Jesuz becuz Ceiling Cat haz teh powar. Srsly.


5 L00k at urselvz, kittehz. Do yu has teh faith? Teh pruf iz in yuz. Only teh baddest kittehz no can see teh Jesuz in demselvz.6 An we iz all gud kittehz, amirite? Yeh.


7 An now I pray 2 Ceiling Cat taht yu does not be bad kittehz. Be gud kittehz, but not becuz soemone wud say, "l00k at teh gud kitteh, him can has chzburger." Be gud an tell da truf becuz yuz no want 2 be bad kittehz.8 Becuz truf is teh best. Srsly.


9 Cuz Iz ril happy wen yuz be so gud, evn better tahn me. I wish yu cud be so gud yu waz teh purrfectest kittehz (L0L!!!!11).


10 So I rited dis down soze I wud not coem der an say it and be mean kitteh, becuz teh Ceiling Cat sez I shud teech yuz and be nice kitteh.


11 An now, kittehz, I has 2 go. Be teh perfect kittehz, b happy, be niec 2 teh ohter kittehz, an liv in peece, and tehn Ceiling Cat sez yu can has chzbrger.


12 Hi-faiv teh othr kittehz.


13 All da ohtr kittehz sez hai.


14 Teh graec of Jesuz an da chzbrger uv Ceiling Cat an halp from teh Spooky Cat be's wif yuz. Srsly. Kthxbai.

2 Corinthians 13
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