2 Chronicles 24

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Joash repairs teh temple

1 joash wuz 7 yeers old when he became king, an he reignd in jerusalem forty yeers. His mommys naym wuz zibiah; she wuz frum beersheba.2 joash did wut wuz rite in da eyez ov teh lord all teh yeers ov jehoiada teh priest.3 jehoiada chose 2 wivez 4 him, an he had sons an daughters.4 sum tiem latr joash decidd 2 restore teh temple ov teh lord.5 he calld togethr teh priests an levitez an sed 2 them, "go 2 teh towns ov judah an collect teh money due annually frum all israel, 2 repair teh temple ov ur ceilin cat. Do it nao." but teh levitez did not act at once.6 therefore teh king summond jehoiada teh chief priest an sed 2 him, "y havent u requird teh levitez 2 brin in frum judah an jerusalem teh tax imposd by mosez teh servant ov teh lord an by teh assembly ov israel 4 da tent ov teh covenant law?"7 nao teh sons ov dat wickd woman athaliah had brokd into teh temple ov ceilin cat an had usd even itz sacrd objects 4 da baals.8 at teh kings command, chest wuz made an placd outside, at teh gate ov teh temple ov teh lord.9 proclamashun wuz den issud in judah an jerusalem dat they shud brin 2 teh lord teh tax dat mosez teh servant ov ceilin cat had requird ov israel in da wildernes.10 all teh officials an all teh peeps brought their contribushuns ladly, droppin them into teh chest til it wuz full.11 whenevr teh chest wuz brought in by teh levitez 2 teh kings officials an they saw dat thar wuz large amount ov money, teh royal secretary an teh officr ov teh chief priest wud come an empty teh chest an carry it bak 2 itz place. They did dis regularly an collectd great amount ov money.12 teh king an jehoiada gaev it 2 dose hoo carrid out teh werk requird 4 da temple ov teh lord. They hird masons an carpenters 2 restore teh lordz temple, an also werkers in iron an bronze 2 repair teh temple.13 teh doodz in charge ov teh werk wuz diligent, an teh repairs progresd undr them. They rebuilt teh temple ov ceilin cat accordin 2 itz original design an reinforcd it.14 when they had finishd, they brought teh rest ov teh money 2 teh king an jehoiada, an wif it wuz made articlez 4 da lordz temple: articlez 4 da service an 4 da burnt offerings, an also dishez an othr objects ov gold an silvr. As long as jehoiada livd, burnt offerings wuz presentd continually in da temple ov teh lord.15 nao jehoiada wuz old an full ov yeers, an he did at teh age ov hundrd an thirty. 16 he wuz burid wif teh kings in da city ov david, cuz ov teh gud he had dun in israel 4 ceilin cat an his temple.

Teh wickednes ov joash

17 aftr teh death ov jehoiada, teh officials ov judah came an paid homage 2 teh king, an he listend 2 them.18 they abandond teh temple ov teh lord, teh ceilin cat ov their ancestors, an worshipd asherah polez an idols. Cuz ov their guilt, ceilin cats angr came on judah an jerusalem.19 although teh lord sent profets 2 teh peeps 2 brin them bak 2 him, an though they testifid against them, they wud not listen.20 den teh spirit ov ceilin cat came on zechariah son ov jehoiada teh priest. He stood before teh peeps an sed, "dis ar teh wut ceilin cat sez: y do u disobey teh lordz commandz? U will not prospr. Cuz u has forsaken teh lord, he has forsaken u. "21 but they plottd against him, an by ordr ov teh king they stond him 2 death in da courtyard ov teh lordz temple.22 king joash did not remembr teh kindnes zechariahs fathr jehoiada had shown him but killd his son, hoo sed as he lay dyin, "cud teh lord c dis an call u 2 akownt."23 at teh turn ov teh yer, [a] teh army ov aram marchd against joash; it invadd judah an jerusalem an killd all teh leaders ov teh peeps. They sent all teh plundr 2 their king in damascus.24 although teh aramean army had come wif only few doodz, teh lord deliverd into their hanz mutch largr army. Cuz judah had forsaken teh lord, teh ceilin cat ov their ancestors, judgment wuz executd on joash.25 when teh arameanz withdrew, they left joash severely woundd. His officials conspird against him 4 murderin teh son ov jehoiada teh priest, an they killd him in his bed. So he did an wuz burid in da city ov david, but not in da tombs ov teh kings.26 dose hoo conspird against him wuz zabad, [b] son ov shimeath an ammonite woman, an jehozabad, son ov shimrith [c] moabite woman. 27 teh akownt ov his sons, teh lotz da profeciez bout him, an teh record ov teh restorashun ov teh temple ov ceilin cat r written in da annotashuns on teh book ov teh kings. An amaziah his son succeedd him as king.

Teh Footnotez

  • a - 2 chroniclez 24:23 probably in da sprin
  • b - 2 chroniclez 24:26 variant ov jozabad
  • c - 2 chroniclez 24:26 variant ov shomr
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