1 Nephi 8
From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
Lehi Guy seez a vishun uv teh comfy sofa. He noms awn teh burgers awn teh sofa an wantz hiz famly too nom as well. He seez ay poast of skratchin, a strayt an narro monorail, an teh mistz uv no see dat maid teh kittys blaind(Onos). Sariah, Nefi(meh) an Sam nom on froot, but OMG Laman an Lemeow no want!!!
1 An it cam 2 pas dat wee al gotz all typz uv seedz uv evry kaind, bowf uv bunz, an uv veggiez.2 An it cam 2 pas dat whiel mai fodder skratchd his wai thru teh jungul he meowd untoo us, an he sais: OMG, Ai had litl catnap an has dreemd a dreem, or seen a vishun, watevr u lyk 2 sai.3 An OMG, Cuz uv teh vishun i has seen, I has reesun 2 meow wit skycat, an also Nefi an Sam. I has reesun 2 tihnk taht tehy, an also many of teihr kitties will has cheezburger.4 Butt OMG, Laman an Lemeow I phear tons cuz of u, o yes, i tawt i taw in mai dreem, a cold an icky basmunt.5 An it cam 2 pas taht I saw a cat, wit wite robez awn; an he cam an smild b4 meh.6 An it cam 2 pas taht he meowd to meh, an he sais 2 follow him.7 An it cam 2 pas taht az I follow him I wuz in cold an icky tuna.8 An aftur I had clawd for rly long tiem in darknezz, i beganz 2 prai unto Skycat taht he wud hav burger 4 meh, cuz he has mani tendur burgerz.9 An it cam 2 pas aftur i had praid to Skycat i sawz a larg an spashus livin room.10 An it cam 2 pas taht i sawz a comfy sofa, whoz cheezburgerz wud maek meh happi.11 An it cam 2 pas taht i did skamper forth an nom on teh burgerz tharov; an i sawz taht it wuz soooo sweet, more sweet then teh sweetest thing i evar nomd on. Ya rly, an i sawz taht teh bunz wur wite, 2 pwn all teh witenezz taht i evar seed.12 An az i nomd of teh burgerz tharov it filld mai stumik wit xseedinglee grait lolz; werfor, i beganz 2 hav a jonez taht mai litter can has cheezburger az well; cuz i newz taht it was teh kewlest burger abuv all udderz.13 An az ai lukz around, taht i mite find mai litter also, i sawz a rivur ov watur; an it ranz along, an it wuz neer teh poast were i waz nommin on teh burgerz.14 An i lukz 2 seez frum were it cumz frum; an i sawz teh hed a litl wayz off; an at teh hed i sawz ur momz Sariah, an Sam, an Nefi; an tehy stud like; wtf were do wee go?15 an it cam 2 pas taht i meowd unto tehm ; an i also did meow to tehm wit a lowd vois taht tehy shud cum 2 meh, an nom awn teh burgerz, wich wuz teh most yummiest uv all burgerz.16 an it cam 2 pas taht tehy did cum 2 meh an nomd on teh burgerz too.17 an it cam 2 pas taht i reely wanted Laman an Lemeow 2 cum an nom on teh cheezburgers too; tehn i tryd too c at teh hed of teh rivur taht maybee i cud c tehm.18 an it cam 2 pas taht i sawd dem but dey wud nawt cum an nom on teh burgerz.19 an i sawz a long post of skratchin an it was looooong. it extended along teh bankz ov teh rivur to teh sofa were i stud.20 an i also sawz a strayt an narro monorail, wich went along frum teh poast ov skratchin even 2 teh sofa were i stud; an it led bai teh hed of teh fountain down 2 a larg an spashus livin room, like if it wuz a wurld.