1 Timothy 3
From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
Bishopz. How 2 B 1.
1 Iz faythful 2 sai "sum cat wantz 2 be bishop, he wantz 2 do importnt thingz."2 Bishopz should be good guyz, hav only 1 grrl, be clean n sober n be good teecherz n stuff;3 dey shouldnt fite n dey shouldnt luv munny,4 n dey should be good dadz5 (cuz if dey cant taek care of a hous how can dey take care of Ceiling Cat's hous?)6 n dey should be smrt n experyencd cuz othrwize dey might get tempted by Tacgnol.7 Also othr cats should liek dem 4 da same reezun.
8 Iz also gud 4 deecunz 2 b srs guyz, not tell liez or liek wine or munny 2 much,9 dey should hav a pure conscience n be faythful n stuff.10 Let em show 1st "hey guyz I pwn" n den let em be deecunz.11 Also grrlz shuld be srs and faythful in all things.12 Deecunz should have only 1 grrl, n be good 2 their kittenz n housez.13 If dey R good deecunz den ppl will giv dem mad propz, n dey will hav lots of fayth in Christ Jebus.
He wuz born n made flesh,
justified in da spirit,
aynjelz saw him,
ppl preeched him evrywhere,
ppl believed in him,
n he went up to da ceiling.
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