1 Timothy 2

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1 Srsly gaiz, I sez lawzt of goodz stuf shud befor evrywunz -->2 evn for teh pwnrcatz n dare frenz, so we kin be liek evrytinz kewlzorzlawl.3 N teh Ceiling Cat sez itb kewlz0rzlawl,4 cuz hezliek gaiz, u ned to b kewl n no whddfxup.5 Cuz derz won Ceiling Cat n hiz boikitteh, n tahtz geewhiz,6 u no, teh gai wat sez "imma dy fr u now kthxbai!!!!"7 So now iz liek, im heer lisn to meh n u getz all teh cheezbergrz EVAR. yeh wai!


8 Cuz u gaiz havn cheezbergrz wud rool if ur hapy.


9 N grrlz ned to not b slutz (liek kep der cookiez to derself LOL) o n don look liek teh slutz eeder,10 so dey do kewlztuf for teh Ceiling Cat n act liek it.


11 Chix shud kep dare cheezkakez n dare bukkitz, xcep wen teh doodz wan teh cheez n teh kakez.12 I dun wan chix taht sai OHAI --> I sez SHH B KWIET CHIK STFU!!! N GOWAI13 Cuz teh Ceiling Cat makededed adum, DEN he makededed eev (lawlnoob) so adum pwnd4reel14 O n eev gawt pwnzorz bai saiten so eev luv teh moufseckz lol.15 But chix kin b kewl n haf cheezbergrz wif d00dz bai hafin noobz n bien kewl.

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