1 Timothy 2

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|1=Srsly gaiz, I sez lawzt of g00dz stuf shud be4 evry1z -->
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|2=evn 4 teh pwn3rcatz n dare frenz, so we kin be liek evrytinz kewlz0rzlawl.
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|3=N teh Ceiling Cat sez itb kewlz0rzlawl2,
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|4=cuz hezliek gaiz, u ned 2b kewl n no whddfxup.
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|5=Cuz derz 1 Ceiling Cat n hiz boikitteh, n tahtz geewhiz,
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|6=u no, teh gai wat sez "imma dy4u2 now kthxbai!!!!!!!!1111eleven111"
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|8=Cuz u gaiz havn cheezbergrz wud r00l if ur hapy.
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|9=N grrlz ned 2 not b slutz (liek kep der cookiez 2 derself LOL) o n don look liek teh slutz eeder,
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|11=Chix shud kep dare cheezkakez n dare bukkitz, xcep wen teh d00dz wan teh cheez n teh kakez.
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|12=I dun wan chix taht sai OHAI --> I sez SHH B KWIET CHIK STFU!!!1 N GOWAI
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|13=Cuz teh Ceiling Cat makededed adum, DEN he makededed eev (lawln00b) so adum pwnd4reel
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|14=O n eev gawt pwnz0rz bai saiten so eev luv teh moufseckz lol.
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|15=But chix kin b kewl n haf cheezbergrz wif d00dz bai hafin n00bz n bien kewl.
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1 Srsly gaiz, I sez lawzt of g00dz stuf shud be4 evry1z -->2 evn 4 teh pwn3rcatz n dare frenz, so we kin be liek evrytinz kewlz0rzlawl.3 N teh Ceiling Cat sez itb kewlz0rzlawl2,4 cuz hezliek gaiz, u ned 2b kewl n no whddfxup.5 Cuz derz 1 Ceiling Cat n hiz boikitteh, n tahtz geewhiz,6 u no, teh gai wat sez "imma dy4u2 now kthxbai!!!!!!!!1111eleven111"7 So now iz liek, im heer lisN 2 me n u getz all teh cheezbergrz EVAR. yeh wai!


8 Cuz u gaiz havn cheezbergrz wud r00l if ur hapy.


9 N grrlz ned 2 not b slutz (liek kep der cookiez 2 derself LOL) o n don look liek teh slutz eeder,10 so dey do kewlztuf 4 teh Ceiling Cat n act liek it.


11 Chix shud kep dare cheezkakez n dare bukkitz, xcep wen teh d00dz wan teh cheez n teh kakez.12 I dun wan chix taht sai OHAI --> I sez SHH B KWIET CHIK STFU!!!1 N GOWAI13 Cuz teh Ceiling Cat makededed adum, DEN he makededed eev (lawln00b) so adum pwnd4reel14 O n eev gawt pwnz0rz bai saiten so eev luv teh moufseckz lol.15 But chix kin b kewl n haf cheezbergrz wif d00dz bai hafin n00bz n bien kewl.

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