From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
1 The church of the Thessalonians, Ceiling Cat haz it. Paul and Silvanus and Timotheus sez to it: "Grace, you haz it. Peace you haz it. Ceiling Cat sez it."2 We luvs Ceiling Cat for Invisible Wants!!!3 We did remember you, and we did not forgetted it. Ceiling cat saw.4 Ceiling Cat won election! Hooray!5 Ceiling Cat not just speak, Invisible Cat speak too.6 And ye loveded Ceiling Cat, but Invisible Cat hurted you (in good wayz).7 Examples? U was it!8 Ceiling Cat? U did shout it. Now can stop plz.9 You did luvz Monorail Cat, but waz wrong. Ceiling Cat says O RLY? Now you do luvz Ceiling Cat.10 And we waiting for Ceiling Cat to make babies from the Ceiling. And he maded a son, but we broked it, but it got fixed.