1 Samuel 3

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1. Teh kidz Samuel lieks teh Invisible Man and makes him teh cookies wif Eli they r teh frenz. Teh Invisible Man sez no stuffs no moar to teh ppl and tehy no sees teh stuffs.

2. So liek Eli no kin sees teh stuffs and he iz lied down.

3. Tehy no turnz off teh litez and Samuel iz in teh Invisible Mans places.

4. And teh Invisible Man sez "Hay Samuel." And Samuel sez "Oh hai!"

5. And he wents to Eli and sez "Oh hai, u sez sumthing?" and Eli sez "Do not want. u sleepz now, k?" and Samuel sez "k."

6. And teh Invisible Man sez "Hay Samuel." And Samuel wents to Eli and sez "Oh hai, is can be hugz tiem now plz?" and Eli sez "Stil do not want. u sleepz now, srsly."

7. Samuel is liek, "Invisible Man? Wtf?" becuz teh Invisible Man sez no stuffs to Samuel.

8. Teh Invisible Man sez teh thrid tiems "hay," and Samuel sez to Eli, "Srsly, wtf?" and Eli sez, "Oh, iz teh Invisible Man!"

9. And Eli sez, "K, u sleepz naow, and ifs teh Invisible Man sez stuffs gen, u sez, 'Hai.'" So Samuel iz lied down, k?

10. And teh Invisible Man sez wun moar tiem, "Hay Samuel" and Samuel sez "Oh hai Invisible Man."

11. Teh Invisible Man sez, "Naow I sez sumthing teh ppl no lieks.

12. Dis Eli, I dun liek him no moar, and I alwaes sez I dun liek him.

13. I goin taeks dis Eli and den I goin eates him becuz his kidz r noobs and he iz stoopid too.

14. Iz no gud. Eli no kin taeks teh animulz and killz tehm to maeks it bettr no moar."

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