1 Samuel 12

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Samuels farewell speech

1 samuel sed 2 all israel, "i has listend 2 evrythin u sed 2 me an has set king ovar u.2 nao u has king as ur leadr. As 4 me, im old an gray, an mah sons r her wif u. I has been ur leadr frum mah youth til dis dai.3 her i stand. Testify against me in da presence ov teh lord an his anointd. Whose ox has i taken? Whose donkey has i taken? Whom has i cheatd? Whom has i oppresd? Frum whose hand has i acceptd bribe 2 mak me shut mah eyez? If i has dun any ov thees, im gonna mak it rite."4 "u has not cheatd or oppresd us," they replid. "u has not taken anythin frum anyonez hand."5 samuel sed 2 them, "teh lord iz witnes against u, an also his anointd iz witnes dis dai, dat u has not findz anythin in mah hand." "he iz witnes," they sed.6 den samuel sed 2 teh peeps, "it teh lord hoo appointd mosez an aaron an brought ur forefathers up out ov egypt.7 nao den, stand her, cuz im goin 2 confront u wif evidence before teh lord as 2 all teh righteous acts performd by teh lord 4 u an ur fathers.8 "aftr jacob enterd egypt, they crid 2 teh lord 4 halp, an teh lord sent mosez an aaron, hoo brought ur forefathers out ov egypt an settld them in dis place.9 "but they forgot teh lord their ceilin cat; so he sold them into teh hand ov sisera, teh commandr ov teh army ov hazor, an into teh hanz ov teh filistinez an teh king ov moab, hoo fought against them.10 they crid out 2 teh lord an sed, we has sinnd; we has forsaken teh lord an servd teh baals an teh ashtoreths. But nao delivr us frum teh hanz ov r enemiez, an we will serve u.11 den teh lord sent jerub-baal, [a] barak, [b] jefthah an samuel, [c] an he deliverd u frum teh hanz ov ur enemiez on evry side, so dat u livd securely.12 "but when u saw dat nahash king ov teh ammonitez wuz movin against u, u sed 2 me, no, we wants king 2 rule ovar us-even though teh lord ur ceilin cat wuz ur king.13 nao her iz teh king u has chosen, teh wan u askd 4; c, teh lord has set king ovar u.14 if u fear teh lord an serve an obey him an do not rebel against his commandz, an if both u an teh king hoo reigns ovar u follow teh lord ur ceilin cat-gud!15 but if u do not obey teh lord, an if u rebel against his commandz, his hand will be against u, as it wuz against ur fathers.16 "nao den, stand still an c dis great ting teh lord iz bout 2 do before ur eyez!17 iz not wheat harvest nao? Im gonna call upon teh lord 2 send thundr an rane. An u will realize wut an evil ting u did in da eyez ov teh lord when u askd 4 king."18 den samuel calld upon teh lord, an dat same dai teh lord sent thundr an rane. So all teh peeps stood in awe ov teh lord an ov samuel.19 teh peeps all sed 2 samuel, "pray 2 teh lord ur ceilin cat 4 ur servants so dat we will not dye, 4 we has addd 2 all r othr sins teh evil ov askin 4 king."20 "do not be afraid," samuel replid. "u has dun all dis evil; yet do not turn away frum teh lord, but serve teh lord wif all ur hart.21 do not turn away aftr useles idols. They can do u no gud, nor can they rescue u, cuz they r useles.22 4 da saek ov his great naym teh lord will not reject his peeps, cuz teh lord wuz pleezd 2 mak u his own.23 as 4 me, far be it frum me dat i shud sin against teh lord by failin 2 pray 4 u. An im gonna teach u teh wai dat iz gud an rite.24 but be sure 2 fear teh lord an serve him faithfully wif all ur hart; considr wut great things he has dun 4 u. 25 yet if u persist in doin evil, both u an ur king will be swept away."

Teh Footnotez
  • a - 1 samuel 12:11 also calld gideon
  • b - 1 samuel 12:11 sum septuagint manuscripts an syriac; hebrew bedan
  • c - 1 samuel 12:11 hebrew; sum septuagint manuscripts an syriac samson
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