1 Samuel 1
From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
Elkanah can has too wifes
3 man gowai to shiloh to respect teh Ceiling Cat.4 Elkanah maek cookies for Ceiling Cat and Penina and Peninas kittehs.5 an maek moar cookies for Hannah coz Ceiling Cat maed her no can has kittehs.6 Penina pwnz Hannah. Hannah r pwnz0rd.7 same nex year an nex year.
Hannah talk to Ceiling Cat
8 Elkanah sez: Hannah, y r u pwnz0rd? y u no eat n'stuff? u no can has kittehs, but u can has me. i r srs huzband.9 Hannah gowai to priest (him Eli) in Ceiling Cat's house.10 Hannah sez: hai Ceiling Cat!11 plz to give me kittehs, u can has dem laterz, k?
Hannah give Ceiling Cat shiney gif for hims
23 Elkanah is liek w/e so so Hannah stays wif kitteh til he no want no more milks24 wen he iz dun in her teatz, suckling her milks she say: OH HAI down der kitteh come with me an bring sum b00ze n stuff we r crashing at shiloh for bit25 then they killed bull for sum reasons26 an Hannah sez: hai to Ceiling Cat lol?
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